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 Stories About: endangered species AND funnies AND John McCain AND polar bears AND US Fish and Wildlife Service
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Go south, young polar bear
New campaign plans to relocate polar bears to Antarctica |
Lisa Hymas |
31 Mar 2008 |
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| [UPDATE: This post is a joke, as is the Polar Bear Conservancy website. Happy April Fools' Day!] While the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service dawdles over whether or not to list the polar bear as a federally protected endangered species, a nonprofit group is ready to act to save the fast-disappearing mammal. The Polar Bear Conservancy has announced a new program that aims to relocate 3,000 polar bears from the rapidly melting Arctic to the Antarctic -- which, ... |
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| Topics: endangered species, funnies, John McCain, polar bears, US Fish and Wildlife Service (all these topics) |
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