Thank Xenu that an environmental journalist is finally exhibiting the courage to take on the real important issues faced by our society today - namely celebrities with denial issues! Particularly celebrities who believe they are reincarnated immortals trying to deal with psychological traumas inflicted on their previous incarnations by extra-terrestrial dictators trillions of years ago.  (But that does explain a lot about Saturday Night Fever.)

Who is Frank Rich anyway?  What's important is whether Paris Hilton thinks that the "Fredo" Gonzales mess is about to implode all over the Bush Administration like a rotten habanero chile. Since Britney's out of rehab again, can we find out whether she thinks bioethanol fuel is for real or just another scam?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Now that I realize that Rosie O'Donnell really supports the Iranian mullahs, I've decided to give up being a liberal and support our heroic president, our sharp-shooting vice president, and the ineffable Karl Rove with every fibre of my being.

Is the phogo of Travolta's estate with the planes and the runways for real?  Didn't L. Ron say that Xenu transported his victims to earth in inter-stellar space planes that happened to look just like DC-8s built in Long Beach, California in the 1960s?  Could one of JT's planes actually be....??  Is Karl Rove really an Operating Thetan?

Robert Delfs

Dan Letterman, on his show last night.. "On Saturday ... Al Gore will be 59 years old. He'll have a cake with 59 candles. 59 candles? Well, hell, there's your global warming right there."

Robert Delfs