<![CDATA[Grist - Comment Feed for Who’s there? A joke contest]]> Grist Comment Feed en Comment #1 by brianfit http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:34:34 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/1 Knock knock

There once was a Greeny rag, Grist
To prove eco-laughs really exist
Sought knock-knocks for kicks
But forgot limericks
Are funnier: Knock knock? You missed!

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]]> Knock knock

There once was a Greeny rag, Grist
To prove eco-laughs really exist
Sought knock-knocks for kicks
But forgot limericks
Are funnier: Knock knock? You missed!

Why just surf, when you can make waves? Get active with Greenpeace: http://www.greenpeace.org/international/getinvolved






]]> Comment #2 by Chris Schults http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:05:52 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/2 Knock knocks with a twist

Who would have thought something as simplistic as the knock knock joke would be so intimidating??? I'll give it a whirl ...

(Outside the offices of Michael Shellenberger and Ted Nordhaus)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Environmentalism.
Environmentalism who? ... Hey wait a minute, you're suppose to be dead!
In your dreams.

(Outside home of James Inhofe)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Global warming.
Ha. Global warming is one of the largest hoaxes ever played on the American people. Now go away!

(Outside the White House)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Big oil.
Come on in!

(Outside of the closed-door meetings of Cheney's energy task force)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
People who care about the environment.
Security!

Anyone, feel free to revise and improve on any of the above.

Oh, and here is a shameless promotion for one of my recent posts ...

(Outside of Denny Crane's fishing cabin)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The environment.
I came out here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me about the environment.

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]]> Knock knocks with a twist

Who would have thought something as simplistic as the knock knock joke would be so intimidating??? I'll give it a whirl ...

(Outside the offices of Michael Shellenberger and Ted Nordhaus)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Environmentalism.
Environmentalism who? ... Hey wait a minute, you're suppose to be dead!
In your dreams.

(Outside home of James Inhofe)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Global warming.
Ha. Global warming is one of the largest hoaxes ever played on the American people. Now go away!

(Outside the White House)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Big oil.
Come on in!

(Outside of the closed-door meetings of Cheney's energy task force)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
People who care about the environment.
Security!

Anyone, feel free to revise and improve on any of the above.

Oh, and here is a shameless promotion for one of my recent posts ...

(Outside of Denny Crane's fishing cabin)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The environment.
I came out here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me about the environment.

Support Grist: http://www.grist.org/support

























]]> Comment #3 by Corey McKrill http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:08:16 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/3 Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Global warming.

Global warming who?

Oh, not you too!  This is unbelievable!  Get a clue!

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]]> Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Global warming.

Global warming who?

Oh, not you too!  This is unbelievable!  Get a clue!

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]]> Comment #4 by ckaiser http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:45:09 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/4 Knock knock

Knock-knock-who's-there

Plastic bag irony.

Plastic bag irony who?

I spent 10 months training myself to re-use plastic vegetable bags at the grocery store, then I sent my clothes out for drycleaning.

Cindi

]]> Knock knock

Knock-knock-who's-there

Plastic bag irony.

Plastic bag irony who?

I spent 10 months training myself to re-use plastic vegetable bags at the grocery store, then I sent my clothes out for drycleaning.

Cindi

]]> Comment #5 by Hat Bird http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:57:13 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/5 Knock Knock

(Knock. Knock.)
Who's there?
(Orange.)
Orange who?
(Orange you green?)



]]> Knock Knock

(Knock. Knock.)
Who's there?
(Orange.)
Orange who?
(Orange you green?)



]]> Comment #6 by bookwoman http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 13 Oct 2005 13:27:31 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/6 Knock Knock submission

--Knock Knock.
--Who's there?
--Global Warming.
--Global Warming, who?
--Global WARMING!
--Global WARMING, WHO?
--GLOBAL WARMING!!
--GLOBAL WARMING, WHO????
--Oh, never mind...







]]> Knock Knock submission

--Knock Knock.
--Who's there?
--Global Warming.
--Global Warming, who?
--Global WARMING!
--Global WARMING, WHO?
--GLOBAL WARMING!!
--GLOBAL WARMING, WHO????
--Oh, never mind...







]]> Comment #7 by tjacorn http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:56:10 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/7 Knock Knock

Ok, this is about a cow. Therefore it's got to be environmentalist friendly.

--

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting Co --  MOO  -- w Who?

(This is the most fun live)

]]> Knock Knock

Ok, this is about a cow. Therefore it's got to be environmentalist friendly.

--

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interrupting Co --  MOO  -- w Who?

(This is the most fun live)

]]> Comment #8 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:29:13 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/8 Death of ...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Endangered Species

Endangered Species who?

[silence due to extinction of species between delivery of lines]

]]> Death of ...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Endangered Species

Endangered Species who?

[silence due to extinction of species between delivery of lines]

]]> Comment #9 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:33:40 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/9 HazWaste

Knock knock,

Who's there,

CERCLA

CERCLA who?

CERCLA date on the calendar when you're gonna clean up that hazardous waste site!

]]> HazWaste

Knock knock,

Who's there,

CERCLA

CERCLA who?

CERCLA date on the calendar when you're gonna clean up that hazardous waste site!

]]> Comment #10 by Corey McKrill http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:56:42 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/10 Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Environmentally conscious voter.

Environmentally conscious voter who?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

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]]> Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Environmentally conscious voter.

Environmentally conscious voter who?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

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]]> Comment #11 by jimbeyer http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:59:00 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/11 Knock Knock

Who's there?
Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney who?
Oh, go f*ck yourself!

Build plugin hybrids that run on renewable methane. That's all that's needed.




]]> Knock Knock

Who's there?
Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney who?
Oh, go f*ck yourself!

Build plugin hybrids that run on renewable methane. That's all that's needed.




]]> Comment #12 by momt5 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:30:45 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/12 knocking

knock knock...
who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy green grass grows all around and around, Andy green grass grows all around...

knock knock...
who's there?
Who!
Who who?
Who who...I hear an owl! Thank goodness it's here!

knock knock...
who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to treat the waterways!

knock knock...
who's there?
Snow skating!
Snow skating who?
Snow skating...the ice is too thin 'cause the water's too warm!

Thanks, Grist for the info.

















]]> knocking

knock knock...
who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy green grass grows all around and around, Andy green grass grows all around...

knock knock...
who's there?
Who!
Who who?
Who who...I hear an owl! Thank goodness it's here!

knock knock...
who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to treat the waterways!

knock knock...
who's there?
Snow skating!
Snow skating who?
Snow skating...the ice is too thin 'cause the water's too warm!

Thanks, Grist for the info.

















]]> Comment #13 by Tumbleweed http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Tue, 18 Oct 2005 19:46:24 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/13 Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in we're organic!

]]> Knock Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in we're organic!

]]> Comment #14 by Sishongjerry http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:13:27 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/14 KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

The earth.

The earth who?

Cocky kids, I've been here longer than you can imagine and I still will be long after your'e buried in me!

]]> KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

The earth.

The earth who?

Cocky kids, I've been here longer than you can imagine and I still will be long after your'e buried in me!

]]> Comment #15 by Geoff Johnson http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Sun, 23 Oct 2005 06:49:19 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/15 Knock knock

Who's there?

Big Gas.

Big Gas who?

Big Gas heating bill delivery.

]]> Knock knock

Who's there?

Big Gas.

Big Gas who?

Big Gas heating bill delivery.

]]> Comment #16 by Geoff Johnson http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:07:34 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/16 Knock knock

Who's there?

Big Gas

Big Gas who?

Big Gas hole in your wallet this winter.

]]> Knock knock

Who's there?

Big Gas

Big Gas who?

Big Gas hole in your wallet this winter.

]]> Comment #17 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:33:18 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/17 these are all awful

knock knock!

who's there?

bio-diesel.

bio-diesel who?

bio-diesel from Willie Nelson, he needs the money!

]]> these are all awful

knock knock!

who's there?

bio-diesel.

bio-diesel who?

bio-diesel from Willie Nelson, he needs the money!

]]> Comment #18 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:35:02 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/18 these are all awful

I guess that last line should have been:

"buy yo' diesel from Willie Nelson..."

]]> these are all awful

I guess that last line should have been:

"buy yo' diesel from Willie Nelson..."

]]> Comment #19 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:27:47 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/19 Achoo

knock, knock.

who's there?

bird flu.

bird flu who?

bird flew up my nose and now I'm sneezing feathers!

]]> Achoo

knock, knock.

who's there?

bird flu.

bird flu who?

bird flew up my nose and now I'm sneezing feathers!

]]> Comment #20 by plantface http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/ Thu, 27 Oct 2005 02:30:50 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/knock-knock/20 forms

While we're digging into the Burgess Shale of humor, I'd suggest that crossing the road jokes, and lightbulb jokes might be as elemental as the knock knock and should be considered for the competition here.

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While we're digging into the Burgess Shale of humor, I'd suggest that crossing the road jokes, and lightbulb jokes might be as elemental as the knock knock and should be considered for the competition here.

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