This a joke--and not a very good one.  

Earlier today Carl Pope, our Executive Director, said:

"The president is throwing a Hail Mary to polluters in a last-ditch effort to stave off any meaningful action on global warming.  Under the president's plan we'll need a real miracle to save us from global warming."

Better start praying...

damage the Bush admin has done, I don't trust anything that man says. I mean how can we really trust a person that took US into a war, and is spending billions versus actually thinking about the climate change!

Sorry, I am not buying his BS anymore!

...I know we all say that we should enforce regulations and limits to GHG emissions, but, for once, I'm thankful we can't at this point.

Enforcement under Bush would be a joke.  We'd have GHG emissions climb for next few years before they would decline under his plan.

Stop GHG emission growth by 2025?  We should have it well below current levels by 2025, not stop the growth at 2025 levels!

Of course, he'll probably cry out that we met out target early since recent studies suggest GHG emissions in the U.S. went down 'bout 1% in 2006 and 2007, and probably will do so again in 2008 with the slowdown in construction and increases in fuel prices curbin' demand.  Then he'll try and take credit for it.

Luckily, I think it's safe to say that nobody will believe him.

blah blah technology will save us in the future blah blah

yawn

nothing to see here, move along

The "wrong way" would be to face up to the scale of the problem... the "right way" is to solve a different, easier problem.

Now there's a rallying cry we can all get behind.

Along similar lines:
"to more successfully fail to achieve any progress"
"to more clearly obfuscate the obvious message"
"to more proactively delay an interventionist strategy"

All good things come from growth;

economy and ecology, we can have both.

But beware government regulation,

since it is clearly bad for the nation.

Let's support our nukes and coal,

to help them meet our future goal

of slowing down the rise

of the gas which we despise.

Because scientists created this mess,

let them give us more from less.

We'll give them faith, but not a dollar,

don't let them lead, but make them follar.

a liberal in redsville

Someone please slap Bush with a calendar and remind him that April Fool's Day was two weeks ago.