<![CDATA[Grist - Comment Feed for Caption needed! UPDATE: Caption found]]> Grist Comment Feed en Comment #1 by Spence http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Mon, 25 May 2009 16:42:34 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/1 White guys can't rap.

]]> White guys can't rap.

]]> Comment #2 by Christopher S. Johnson http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Mon, 25 May 2009 16:45:11 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/2 "We apologize to the rest of humanity for the Dingell-berry.  We will now wipe him off." 

]]> "We apologize to the rest of humanity for the Dingell-berry.  We will now wipe him off." 

]]> Comment #3 by Francis.Gaze http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Mon, 25 May 2009 20:58:57 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/3 "We need a green economy, to save our planet, see?

There's too much pollution, why can't the air just be?"

]]> "We need a green economy, to save our planet, see?

There's too much pollution, why can't the air just be?"

]]> Comment #4 by cstor http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Mon, 25 May 2009 21:29:06 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/4 "You must be this tall to ride."

]]> "You must be this tall to ride."

]]> Comment #5 by ids http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 07:58:37 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/5 "This legislation ensures that water level at the coasts by 2050 will only reach this high!"

]]> "This legislation ensures that water level at the coasts by 2050 will only reach this high!"

]]> Comment #6 by CSBilleter http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 08:24:31 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/6 Shortly thereafter, Waxman, Markey and Dingell were seen rollin' up on some of DC's hottest clubs in their tricked out hybrid; blasting bass, popping champagne, and dropping bills.

]]> Shortly thereafter, Waxman, Markey and Dingell were seen rollin' up on some of DC's hottest clubs in their tricked out hybrid; blasting bass, popping champagne, and dropping bills.

]]> Comment #7 by oracle2world http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 08:52:14 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/7 Your taxes are going to rise this much higher than sea level. 

]]> Your taxes are going to rise this much higher than sea level. 

]]> Comment #8 by Christopher S. Johnson http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 10:37:44 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/8 "...and efficiencies will bring general household costs back down to around here."

]]> "...and efficiencies will bring general household costs back down to around here."

]]> Comment #9 by Delay And Deny http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 12:09:20 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/9 3 Men and a Boondoggle?Hickam solar project will power hydrogen plant and fueling station

http://www.starbulletin.com/business/20090526_Hickam_solar_project_will_power_hydrogen_plant_and_fueling_station.html

Hickam Air Force Base has completed a $1.1 million solar array project that will now power its hydrogen plant and fueling station -- a first of its kind for the Air Force and Hawaii.

The 146-kilowatt system made up of 810 solar modules is enough to power about 30 standard homes. The solar photovoltaic system was gradually turned on Friday to fuel the base's hydrogen plant with the renewable energy.

[...]

The solar electric system will help power the base's fleet of seven hydrogen-powered vehicles, which include an electric passenger shuttle bus.

 

 

 

]]> 3 Men and a Boondoggle?Hickam solar project will power hydrogen plant and fueling station

http://www.starbulletin.com/business/20090526_Hickam_solar_project_will_power_hydrogen_plant_and_fueling_station.html

Hickam Air Force Base has completed a $1.1 million solar array project that will now power its hydrogen plant and fueling station -- a first of its kind for the Air Force and Hawaii.

The 146-kilowatt system made up of 810 solar modules is enough to power about 30 standard homes. The solar photovoltaic system was gradually turned on Friday to fuel the base's hydrogen plant with the renewable energy.

[...]

The solar electric system will help power the base's fleet of seven hydrogen-powered vehicles, which include an electric passenger shuttle bus.

 

 

 

]]> Comment #10 by saraha http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 13:02:19 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/10 Proof positive that the Swine Flu has reached the US.

]]> Proof positive that the Swine Flu has reached the US.

]]> Comment #11 by Tom Twigg http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 14:16:28 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/11 As Reps Henry Waxman and Ed Markey explain the merits of their climate bill, Rep John Dingell works up a methane response.

]]> As Reps Henry Waxman and Ed Markey explain the merits of their climate bill, Rep John Dingell works up a methane response.

]]> Comment #12 by hapa http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 14:26:41 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/12  

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Lee Raymond just broke in the door
And started whoopin' your ass worse than before
"This is just for the gas, pay me later for the war" (Ahh!)
It's the revenge of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Al Gore said... nothing you idiots!
Al Gore's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Green young women love green young men
(chigga chigga chigga) "Hank Waxman, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his climate package
Oglin' congressional pages, "Yeah, but he's astute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your bankers' HQ
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for lumps of coal to sing Christmas carols
Our bill is on ya lap, our names is on ya lips
And if we be lucky, you might just tell it like it is
In between the eye-scratching and flinging cups of piss
No big mystery people don't know what "cap-and-trade" is
But they do know about the warming and the oil biz
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"Humans are the meanest mammals..." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if all we do is cry over endangered antelopes
We'll be just another paragraph in the history of dead dopes
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Hank Waxman, and he's Ed Markey
All you other wax Markeys are just imitating
So won't the real green MC please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

 
































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Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Lee Raymond just broke in the door
And started whoopin' your ass worse than before
"This is just for the gas, pay me later for the war" (Ahh!)
It's the revenge of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Al Gore said... nothing you idiots!
Al Gore's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Green young women love green young men
(chigga chigga chigga) "Hank Waxman, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his climate package
Oglin' congressional pages, "Yeah, but he's astute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your bankers' HQ
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for lumps of coal to sing Christmas carols
Our bill is on ya lap, our names is on ya lips
And if we be lucky, you might just tell it like it is
In between the eye-scratching and flinging cups of piss
No big mystery people don't know what "cap-and-trade" is
But they do know about the warming and the oil biz
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"Humans are the meanest mammals..." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if all we do is cry over endangered antelopes
We'll be just another paragraph in the history of dead dopes
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Hank Waxman, and he's Ed Markey
All you other wax Markeys are just imitating
So won't the real green MC please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

 
































]]> Comment #13 by David Roberts http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 16:06:14 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/13 Hapa FTW!

]]> Hapa FTW!

]]> Comment #14 by hapa http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Tue, 26 May 2009 16:47:22 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/14 Comment #15 by allofmetb http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Wed, 27 May 2009 09:46:42 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/15 Dudes, the surfs up! Let's ride that green wave!

]]> Dudes, the surfs up! Let's ride that green wave!

]]> Comment #16 by DC http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Wed, 27 May 2009 12:34:25 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/16 We are leaning toward the left!

]]> We are leaning toward the left!

]]> Comment #17 by DC http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Wed, 27 May 2009 12:37:21 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/17 Put your right hand in (put your right hand out...)

]]> Put your right hand in (put your right hand out...)

]]> Comment #18 by elizahleigh http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Thu, 28 May 2009 15:22:43 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/18 "Yo yo yo, check it! My name is Henry but they call me Ralph.  I eat green goodies with my mustached mouth. PG Slim Shady rockin' pin stripes, Yowww. Underneath my threads let the green goblin out!"

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]]> "Yo yo yo, check it! My name is Henry but they call me Ralph.  I eat green goodies with my mustached mouth. PG Slim Shady rockin' pin stripes, Yowww. Underneath my threads let the green goblin out!"

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]]> Comment #19 by woodsygirl http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Fri, 29 May 2009 10:20:33 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/19 ...and this new solar tie can power my pacemaker, scooter and oxygen tank!  Of course I use a lot more sunscreen now.

]]> ...and this new solar tie can power my pacemaker, scooter and oxygen tank!  Of course I use a lot more sunscreen now.

]]> Comment #20 by TheLarch http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Fri, 29 May 2009 10:28:29 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/20 Listening to this guy always gives me gas.  Oh darn, I don't think that was gas... (in the voice of grandpa Simpson)

]]> Listening to this guy always gives me gas.  Oh darn, I don't think that was gas... (in the voice of grandpa Simpson)

]]> Comment #21 by grygy http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Fri, 29 May 2009 13:02:44 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/21 OK, I know you wanted to be first at the mike, but next time how about a nice "please" instead of a knee in the groin?

]]> OK, I know you wanted to be first at the mike, but next time how about a nice "please" instead of a knee in the groin?

]]> Comment #22 by Niecey http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/ Sat, 30 May 2009 03:34:59 -0700 http://www.grist.org/article/2009-05-22-caption-contest-waxman/22 ''On behald of John Dingell who forgot to put in his teeth this morning--Yes we're in this deep of POOP with the energy and financial crises happening these days."

]]> ''On behald of John Dingell who forgot to put in his teeth this morning--Yes we're in this deep of POOP with the energy and financial crises happening these days."

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