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Thursday, 29 Mar 2007
Granma MusesCastro breaks editorial silence to berate U.S. over biofuels policySay you're a legendary communist leader sidelined by a secret illness. You're eager to break your months-long silence with an editorial, and you're looking for just the right topic. Do you choose ... your prognosis? Your island nation's health? Heck no. If you're Fidel Castro, you choose the U.S. infatuation with biofuels. An article printed today in the Communist Party daily Granma (not to be confused with the weekly Granpa) hints at Castro's views on ethanol and economics under the headline "More than 3 billion people of the world condemned to premature death by hunger and thirst." The recovering revolutionary says he's been "meditating quite a bit since President Bush's meeting with North American automobile makers" and slams the "sinister idea of converting food into combustibles." Instead, he says, countries should follow Cuba's lead and ... switch to compact fluorescent light bulbs! That, he says, "would give climate change a break without starving the poor masses of the world."
And Then There Were NineRise in sea level could affect one in 10 people worldwideIf you currently live in Colorado, Nebraska, or South Dakota, you can stop reading this story now. But if you are one of the 634 million people worldwide living in a coastal zone, be advised: you may be in deep trouble. New research using population models and NASA satellite data estimates that one in 10 people in the world -- some 75 percent of them in Asia -- live in coastal regions that will be at risk of being affected by flooding and intense storms brought on by global warming. The low-lying coastal areas, defined as less than 33 feet above sea level, are found in more than 180 countries and include some 70 percent of the world's large cities, notably New York City, Tokyo, Mumbai, India, and Shanghai, China. On the fortuitous flip side of this news, a new Google mapping interface called Flood Maps allows users to get a jump on waterfront property speculation. So build that beach house now! In Ohio.
As the World BurnsHouse hearing addresses missing oil and gas royaltiesThe steamiest soap opera in D.C. continues this week with a House hearing on $1 billion in uncollected oil and gas royalties. A cast of star-crossed witnesses testified to the Natural Resources Committee about the forbidden love between the Minerals Management Service and Big Oil. Handsome leading man Bobby Maxwell, an auditor-turned-whistleblower, said he was told "not to bother the oil companies." Supporting actor and ex-auditor Kevin Gambrell said he'd been blocked from collecting royalties owed to Native American tribes. But dashing U.S. Interior Assistant Secretary C. Stephen Allred rose to his employer's defense, saying the feds are collecting fees properly -- and have formed a panel to review the process. "At best, [MMS'] performance might be described as slipshod, but some argue it is something more sinister," said committee chair Rep. Nick Rahall (D-W.Va.). "It does appear we're getting ripped off." At which point he ripped off his shirt, only to reveal -- sorry, fans, tune in tomorrow. |
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