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    I hear fiddles playing across the hollar,
    birds are singin' and fish are jumpin'.
    They're hopin' and prayin'
    the feds mean what they're sayin'-
    no more explosions, no rubble dumpin',
    a triumph of justice over the dollar!

    On EPA turns the lights on mountaintop removal posted 2 months, 1 week ago 1 Response
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    The Denier's Plea

    Come along all you Gristers, waste some time on me;
    throw in some facts, and I'll toss out some lies,
    (invented by those with no real degree,
    or by players with obvious corporate ties).

    To the layman it's all about who you believe-
    'credentials' mean nothing and 'facts' don't exist.
    If you quote me Al Gore, then I'll quote my friend Steve;
    we can do this all day- let's go down the list!

    I'll explain how the scientists want to get paid,
    so they cook up some data, and swear that it's true.
    When common sense people point to their dance,
    they say that its far too complex for someone like you.

    So please, do tell what their publications say,
    I've got lots of my own that Exxon provided.
    The proof of your claim is generations away;
    and the winner of this game is already decided.

    On Joe Klein compares Van Jones to ‘white supremacist,' 'Nazi' posted 2 months, 1 week ago 14 Responses
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    Socialists!
    Communists!
    And Racists too!
    If I say it real LOUD, then it must be true!

    How can he dare to appoint such a man?
    To destroy our free market must be his plan!
    Look at his color- he's obviously red!
    What more than that needs to be said?

    How dare he speak to our children in school?
    He's trying to make them his communist tool!
    He'll scramble their minds with equality and learning,
    and infect their hearts with homosexual yearning!

    He'll cripple the markets with government regulation;
    there'll be a tax on your breath, and a curse on our nation!
    I see your grandparent's death, and reverse discrimination-
    They'll put our preachers in jail for teaching creation!

    How can you sit there and take this from 'that one'?
    It's time to rise up, and bring a loaded weapon!
    We have to defend our beloved corporate masters-
    Stand up for our right to be ignorant bastards!

    On After Van Jones resignation, Glenn Beck to go after 'other radicals' posted 2 months, 1 week ago 3 Responses
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    Plants need CO2, there's no doubt this is true;
    just like they need water, and sunshine, and soil.
    But too much of a good thing, great troubles can bring.

    Too much water and their poor roots will rot;
    too much sunshine and green leaves will wither;
    and if the soil's too deep, the seed can't get out.

    I think you'll concede, there's a balance plants need-
    It's the amount of CO2, for plants, and for people, too.

    Too much makes us warmer, as the greenhouse can show,
    and plants, just like people, need fair weather to grow.

    So let's not pretend that the world's gonna end
    if we try to reduce our fossil fuel use.

    On Big Oil creates phony climate denial site, lies about it posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago 5 Responses
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    Communists!
    Socialists!
    Racists too!
    If I say it real loud, then it must be true!

    How can he dare to appoint such a man?
    To destroy our free market must be the plan!
    Look at his color- he's obviously red!
    What more than that needs to be said?

    How dare he speak to our children in school-
    he's trying to make them a communist tool!
    He'll poison their minds with equality and learning,
    and soil their hearts with homosexual yearning!

    He'll cripple the markets with government regulation
    there'll be a tax on your breath, and a curse on our nation!
    I see your grandparent's death, and a ban on religion,
    We'll be forced to eat dirt, while we wait in a bus station.

    How can you sit there and take this from 'That One'?
    It's time to rise up and bring your weapon!
    Defend our beloved corporate masters
    Stand up for your right to be ignorant b@st@rds!

    On Thoughts on Van Jones' resignation posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago 37 Responses
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