New Year's Resolutions 2008

By Sarah K. Burkhalter and Sarah van Schagen

31 Dec 2007

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Make our Olympic debut

We're good at shooting ~~the breeze~~, bouncing ~~from clubs~~, and spiking ~~the punch~~, so look for us in Beijing at the archery, trampoline, or volleyball competitions. Obviously we're totally qualified, but we still might not go -- the decision's up in the air. Literally.

Eat organicagefreeganatural all year long

Slim Jims come in vegesustainalocafairtradegrown, right? Hm. We may have to amend this one to ...

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Drink only eco-friendly booze

Dear eco-friendly booze suppliers: It tastes better when it's free. Hint, hint.

Finally get a date with Tom Szaky

Maybe this year?

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Do secret things in covert places

Because it feels so good to enter that special room, close the curtain, and decide what feels right. We appreciate a well-hung chad, so we're not gonna abstain from voting. Join us?

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Sarah K. Burkhalter is Grist's editorial assistant.

Sarah van Schagen is Grist's assistant editor.

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