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New Year's Resolutions 2007


By Sarah Kraybill Burkhalter and Sarah van Schagen
05 Jan 2007
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Answer the call of the wild

"Ring, ring" is so 2005; "Buttons" is so 2006. This year, celebrate The Year of the Endangered-Animal Ringtone. Ash-breasted tit-tyrant calling!
Photo courtesy of Lynne Howse and the Center for Biological Diversity
Photo courtesy of Lynne Howse and the Center for Biological Diversity
 
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Photo: TerraCycle
Photo: TerraCycle

Date sexy eco-geek(s)

Hey Tom Szaky -- we like worm poop too. Or we could, for you. Call us -- we've got you programmed in as "bare-shanked screech-owl." If you know what we mean.
 
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Give back to the community

Eating more candy + drinking more soda = helping low-income folk build an eco-brick house. Shake it down, shake it down, now.
Photo: iStockphoto
Photo: iStockphoto
 
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Photo: iStockphoto
Photo: iStockphoto

Bake up a storm

The more snickerdoodles we make, the more likely it is that we'll soon be living in our own Northwest version of Willy Wonka's factory. Sweet.
 
5

Take advantage of climate change

Oh, now we understand: It's global warming that's heating up sex lives. And we thought it was just our huge ... personalities. We're off to open a coal-fired power plant!
Thermometer.
 

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