Organic Egg Brainwashing
Today, November 8, 2004, a shopper at the local Whole Foods market was observed buying a half dozen (6) brown, organic, cage free chicken eggs for $2.49. She could have purchase five dozen (60) regular eggs at the nearby Costco Wholesale store for $2.89. She paid 8.6 times or 760 percent more for eggs that are no different than the regular eggs. The organic food craze has reached the level of mass delusion.
I mention this only because it comes from the delightfully non-sequiturious http://www.biblelife.org/eggs.htm. Bible Life? Eggs? Did someone forget to tell me that Robert Atkins was Jesus reincarnated?
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Jim Gagnepain Posted 5:15 pm
17 Mar 2006
Thirdly, I read your link page. It is equally absurd. It basically says that "Chickens are stupid, and therefore they don't know the difference between being in an open area and a cage". Well I'm certainly relieved that this writer knows exactly how a chicken feels. I can, with certainty tell you that a chicken feels pain, and thus on the flipside, enjoys being free to rove about.
Jim Gagnepain
http://home.comcast.net/~oil_free_and_happy/
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caniscandida Posted 2:20 am
18 Mar 2006
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Chris Schults Posted 2:42 am
18 Mar 2006
Remember, this is Grist: Gloom and doom with a sense of humor. While we do cover serious topics here, you'll encounter a few silly ones as well where we take some liberty with our titles.
And you're right, that "link page" is absurd, which was the whole point.
Look out! It's a media shower!
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kmp Posted 5:01 am
20 Mar 2006
Eating lots of red-meat and saturated fat has given me awesome health.
I drink the warm chicken fat from the roasting pan because it is healthy food.
Kent, one of the webmasters, apparently advocates a strict Atkins diet for "ultimate health." His quote nearly made me toss my oh-so-unhealthy lunch of organic-free-range-chicken-and-brown-rice soup with organic 7-grain bread.
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Backcut Posted 6:25 am
20 Mar 2006
I do miss Euell Gibbons <G>.
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Backcut Posted 6:29 am
20 Mar 2006
Keep up the good work, Gristers!
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Vincenze Posted 5:00 pm
20 Mar 2006
I'm thinking, this person's a fruit loop, why would they link this ignorant crap.
Oh well, I guess I'm new too, so I'm a bit slow on the humour.
Vincenze.
ps is it strange that 2 days ago I was reading up on egg options and today there's this thread?
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caniscandida Posted 10:06 am
23 Mar 2006
Really, though, we must not underestimate chickens, neither their sensitivity nor their intelligence. They are cousins, not so distantly removed, of velociraptors, after all. And I suspect it would be hard even for Hollywood to make credible a scene in which a British game hunter looks over his shoulder at a looming head of broccoli, and, realizing the hunter has become the hunted, says, stoically, "Clever girl."
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