The Onion 2

Brilliant.

David Roberts is staff writer for Grist. You can follow his Twitter feed at twitter.com/drgrist.

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  1. CM Hersh Posted 8:27 am
    10 Aug 2005

    The Onion is required readingto remain sane.  No ifs ands or buts.
  2. amazingdrx Posted 3:02 am
    12 Aug 2005

    Hilarious!!"In a detailed policy statement, Bush elaborated on the plan, expressing the hope that a third party, perhaps one comprising robots or super-intelligent, genetically engineered man-beasts, will help reduce America's dependence on fossil fuels."
    Hehehehehehey, thanks dave.

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