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David Roberts is staff writer for Grist. You can follow his Twitter feed at twitter.com/david_h_roberts.
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CM Hersh Posted 8:27 am
10 Aug 2005
The Onion is required reading
to remain sane. No ifs ands or buts.
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amazingdrx Posted 3:02 am
12 Aug 2005
Hilarious!!
"In a detailed policy statement, Bush elaborated on the plan, expressing the hope that a third party, perhaps one comprising robots or super-intelligent, genetically engineered man-beasts, will help reduce America's dependence on fossil fuels."
Hehehehehehey, thanks dave.
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