Heidi Fleiss.
Ten things I didn't know about former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss until I read this awesome Elle story:
- She's a vegetarian.
- She calls herself a tree hugger.
- She owns 24 parrots.
- She runs a laundromat called Dirty Laundry in Pahrump, Nev. (Pahrump!)
- Her next business venture will be wind-powered.
- It will be a brothel.
- For women. (There go the blow-job jokes.)
- Called the Stud Farm.
- Where clients can "get a manicure, a pedicure, and a shag."
- Seriously!
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Biodiversivist Posted 12:01 pm
17 Jan 2008
24 parrots?
Unlikely my wife would approve the job application but it might be worth a try.
In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Poison Darts--Protecting the biodiversity of our world
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tgreen Posted 5:58 pm
17 Jan 2008
What about green eco-porn?
I don't just mean porn in the forest, but wind-powered web servers, and offsets for the making of the computers, wind turbines, shipping of all of these, and organic local food for the webmaster and photographer and models. How far do you go to claim "I AM GREEN!!"(er than you)
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caniscandida Posted 6:19 pm
17 Jan 2008
manicures?; pedicures??
Well, whatever turns you on.
But, you know, if BioD were there, wearing one of those koochie-koo outfits, catching beach balls for a century note apiece, that would make Madame Fleiss's place a major tourist destination.
How I'd love to do an interview with the Number One Parrot!
Chickens are our cousins! So are fish! So are other sentient animals! Let us learn to be kind.
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amazingdrx Posted 6:46 pm
17 Jan 2008
Green laundromat
Make both the stud farm and the laundromat green Heidi. Geo heat exchange cooling for the farm is very important, that is a major power load.
And heat pumps to extract the heat from the laundry drain water to heat the next batch of hot water. There is also a water saving feature to use the final rinse water as the wash water for the next batch of clothes.
Another possibility for both studs and clothes washing is a combined air pressure/water spray. intead of filling the washer with water, the sprayers blast the tumbling clothes, and the studs.
Finally the drain water can be recovered in a lagoon, greenhouse. The sun heats it in the day and the water is recovered by condensation from cool night air or the cooling effect of the ground.
Why not combine the stud farm and the laundromat. The ladies would appreciate that. Special price packages for customers of both?
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Jerome Woody Posted 6:21 am
18 Jan 2008
Stud training
Awesome! Time to hit the gym and get the old six pack back, then ditch this job and apply for an internship at the farm. Sorry Grist, but I think I can really make a real difference there.
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Howell Haus Posted 10:05 am
21 Jan 2008
Stud Training... got me laughing !
It's hard to beat the pun of a guy named Jerome Woody, planning to go into training as a Stud. I mean, just how much funnier can you get. That's right up there with Mike Hunt and Ben Dover... wouldn't you say ?
Anywho, I'm impressed that Heidi is attempting to give back to the female population in such a way. Especially if she follows everyone's advice and goes green. What could beat a green stud service...? Maybe a studly Irish Little Person ??? Jerome, any Leprachaun's in your family tree...?
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