Stephen Colbert on the IPCC report

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Not his best work, but pretty funny:

David Roberts is staff writer for Grist. You can follow his Twitter feed at twitter.com/drgrist.

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  1. GreggC Posted 7:26 am
    15 Feb 2007

    IPCC = Science?In discussions of of the IPCC 2007 "Summary for Policymakers" let us agree that it is NOT (please jump on the table and scream the previous word) a scientific paper!
    Before you rush off to compose a scathing reply, please consider:



     the "Summary for Policymakers" was delivered WITHOUT the data necessary to support the conclusions

     the supporting data will be withheld from publication for months

     the supporting data may be edited to comply with the published conclusions

     some of the supporting data will "never ever" be published


    I could not believe that anyone who wanted his scientific work to be taken seriously would try number 1, yet each following item is far worse than the previous.
    Imagine that some nasty "denier" tried that.  Would you be incapacitated by hysterical laughter? or would you be busy filling his inbox with (probably well deserved) incendiary replies?  Does a "denier" have the same right to edit the data to make it comply with his conclusions?  Does he have the same right to withhold the data necessary to verify his conclusions?
    Quite simply, if a study followed the operational methods of the IPCC but concluded that global warming was of little ecological concern, it would be promptly dismissed as crackpot pseudo-science!  That the IPCC report is accepted as "science" says far more about the reader than it says about the report.
    Okay, now I'm ready for your reply.  To be fair, please preface your defense of the IPCC report with a clear statement that items 1 through 4 above constitute an acceptable method when publishing scientific papers - especially those that you disagree with.

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