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   Biodiversivist Posted 4:59 am
   14 Sep 2006

   Oh my gawd. My gut hurts"Even bullets are for pussys"
   
   In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Help acquire and protect ecological hotspots, give to a conservation organization: http://www.saveourbiodiversity.com

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   Seth Zuckerman Posted 7:00 am
   14 Sep 2006

   Fly fishermen, are you watching?Hilarious segment.
   It did make me wonder, though, whether there's a difference between darting a deer for sport and trout-fishing with intent to catch-and-release.

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   caniscandida Posted 7:06 am
   14 Sep 2006

   better animal welfare through chemicals!Love it!  That non-lethal guy, who does not like "getting stumped" -- yuk yuk -- , is so cute!  With his deer-caught-in-the-headlight eyes, and his sunburnt nose and cheeks, and his sensitive little lips, and his dimples, and his Midwestern vowels ...
   Drugs are obviously the answer.  The WHA should make an agreement with Afghan opium kingpins, and concoct an endorphin-filled substance that deer do not mind getting shot with at all.  Likely, they will keep coming back for more, once they regain their footing.  
   In fact, they should run a promotion in the NRA press: Turn in all your pussy bullets, get an equal supply of Love-ya darts, plus, for a small additional price, a supply of the same stuff which mixes well in milkshakes for all the family.
   This is surely the way of the US of A in the 21st century.  Can there be a clearer prophecy than this, or what?
   As for Destiny, etc., it is the strong suspicion among many of his admirers that Mr. Non-lethal Dimples was not personally committed to any of them, he just had a good sense of where his potential clientele were at.
   
   Chickens are our cousins!
   
   So are other sensitive animals!
   
   Enough is enough!
   
   No more factory farms!

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   dwm376s Posted 10:23 am
   14 Sep 2006

   WHA is a jokeSo due to all the opposition from hunters and outdoorsman worldwide, and the lack of support from major hunting manufacturers, they are now switching to lethal hunts.
   The WHA's original idea was to be like the professional Bass fishing tournaments, with cash prizes etc. but thank god its not going to happen. Not because I think its cruel, but because its a pathetic attempt to make a buck. no-pun intended!

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