An Immodest Proposal

How a little blue pill could get big results—in species conservation, we mean 4

Quick: what do sea turtles, black bears, and Philippine fruit bats have in common?

Rise up on behalf of the turtles.

At first glance, not much. They don't look alike, and they have very different ranges and habitats. In fact, one would be hard-pressed even to find them on any of the same guest lists.

But these creatures share one very important trait. Along with seahorses, rhinoceroses, and macaques, they are all hunted, sold, and consumed for use in potions and dishes with alleged "aphrodisiacal properties." For men. And I think we know what that means.

In a more perfect world, we men might be willing to age gracefully and hang up -- well, whatever it is we hang up, say, spurs -- and retire from certain pleasures of the flesh. When that happens, though, men will be too distracted to care. We'll be busy watching pigs fly.

Until that day arrives, there will be a market for products that enhance "male performance" (presumably not in rugby). In Asia and Central America, among other places, this means resorting to traditional, animal-based remedies. Two tragedies can result. The first is personal: they may not work. The second is even, ahem, greater: threatened species are being hunted to extinction, with untold consequences for ecosystems and economies.

As experts in international development know, however, this is generally not a matter of good guys and bad guys, black hats and white. Poachers, often poor and uneducated, are simply trying to make a living by meeting a demand. If the market for their contraband product dries up, or if alternative livelihoods are available, they might well find other work.

Of course, this is easier said than done. Behavior and culture take time to change, and there is no silver bullet. There is, however, a little blue pill.

Take two and call me when the rhinoceroses have rebounded.

Photo: Lynne Lancaster.

Yupper. That one. Sildenafil citrate, though no one calls it that. It is currently sold by Pfizer (in which I have no stock) under the name of Viagra, but even after the patent expires the name seems likely to remain in the language, like Kleenex or Xerox, as the term for a whole product category and not just one brand.

Of course, there are now other products for the treatment of erectile dysfunction, which goes by the friendly acronym ED. (This sounds like someone you might play poker with once a week.) Treatments for our pal ED now include Bayer and GlaxoSmithKline's Levitra (vardenafil hydrochloride), a brand name derived from the Latin root of the verb "to raise," and ICOS and Eli Lilly's Cialis (tadalafil), which sounds like an MTV VJ from the late 1980s. More brands are forthcoming and, as with Viagra, after the patent period expires, the eventual generic market for these drugs is expected to be sizeable.

The implication is clear. If we want to save black bears and rhinos, we have to get these drugs into the hands of the people who would otherwise be paying for those animals' parts or doing the hunting for themselves.

Many can pay, and for them -- and our endangered animal friends -- liberalized trade and e-commerce have their advantages.

But those who can't pay shouldn't be left out. Responsibly packaged along with condoms, to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of disease, a little pharmaceutical lift might brighten an aid recipient's day a wee bit more than the typical relief package of rice, beans, and cooking oil. Scented candles, of course, could be optional.

Believe it or not, there's a precedent for this. In 1998, Bear Stearns chair Alan "Ace" Greenberg (bless him) donated $1 million to New York's Hospital for Special Surgery to provide Viagra to men who otherwise couldn't afford it, when that was the only game in town. Whatever else the recipients of his largesse might be doing, they don't have to scour the alleys and backrooms of Manhattan in an attempt to score black-bear gall bladder, macaque meat, or powdered seahorse. Other potential donors (we're looking at you, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation) could do the same for the developing world.

Of course, no proposal is perfect. Pharmaceutical manufacturing creates pollution in the form of smokestack emissions and runoff. And pharmaceutical use produces externalities: fluoxetine hydrochloride, the active ingredient in Prozac, has been detected in (probably cheerful) fish in urban waterways. While the effects of ED medications on aquatic life have not been studied extensively, one might have reason to believe that in some places the fish will really be jumpin'. The situation will need to be watched, though not too closely -- that would be kind of creepy.

The private sector, governments, and NGOs all have roles to play in what could be one of the most important conservation initiatives of our time. Countless biotic and human communities could benefit.

And the old methods wouldn't be missed. As far as I can tell, no one is eating Philippine fruit bat for the taste.

J. D. Smith is a writer and editor in Washington, D.C. His second book of poems, Settling for Beauty, is forthcoming later this year from Cherry Grove Collections.

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  1. Biodiversivist's avatar

    Biodiversivist Posted 8:43 am
    22 Mar 2005

    The idea has potential as an education tool.Well now, let's take a critical look at this idea. How much would some guy pay for black-bear gall bladder, macaque meat, or powdered seahorse in alleys and backrooms of Manhattan? I would guess, a hell of a lot more than he would pay for a Viagra pill.
    Logically, he would buy the pill if cost or availability were his concern. If cost or availability were not his concern, then giving out free pills would not help matters. I know for a fact that black market Viagra is far easier to get and far cheaper than powdered wildlife. Google it and you will find it easy to order without a prescription off the net. It would be smarter to start an education campaign in those places around the world letting customers know that Viagra works better and let the black market in illegal drugs take it from there.
    Now what else is wrong with this idea other than the fact that Viagra can kill an old guy with heart trouble? How about the fact that it actually works and is bound to cause a certain percentage of unintended pregnancies? Like introducing foxes to Australia to control rabbits, would a third world awash in "free" Viagra generate millions of additional births and backfire? We are screaming towards 9 billion now, with almost all of the growth in third world nations where much of our critical biodiversity hotspots are also located.
    I think the idea has great merit if it were part of an education campaign to turn people away from wildlife aphrodisiacs, but handing out free Sildenafil citrate has great potential for doing more harm than good.
    http://www.saveourbiodiversity.com
  2. hardisun Posted 3:07 pm
    22 Mar 2005

    Also, no labels on endangered aphrodisiacsCaveat emptor:
    My $300/oz vile of 'musk ox rump hair' didn't carry any instructions on what to do if I was tent-hut for more than 4 hours.  Another tip: the spray version is not covered by Medicare.

  3. ECMyers Posted 5:04 pm
    22 Mar 2005

    Well, yeah, but...Of course:  preserving diverse and delicate ecosystems and protecting their inhabitants is absolutely essential--I hope Viagra helps.  I also hope that, years from now, we don't find out that aquatic creatures are getting bombarded (as the result of runoff) with its main ingredient, as we now know is happening with The Pill.
  4. dragonflygraphics Posted 1:24 pm
    24 Mar 2005

    warping the meaning of conservationI love it, an "aid"  package containing condoms and viagra. What about women all over the world who want birth control and can't afford it? Why is that not in the package? THAT, of course, is different--somehow "against nature".
    I thought everyone was concerned about population and yet, the reality is that men should have sex until they're dead and women should "control themselves" and stop "getting" pregnant.
    The framing of this as being for the natural world is totally strange to me.
    First, it is promoting a pharmaceutical drug manufactured by a huge company that is destroying enormous amounts of animals and plants by its very existence.
    Second, it is condoning and even promoting sexism by encouraging men to feel free to have sex forever while withholding birth control from women, which should be a much larger priority. True, birth control pills are pharmaceutical drugs as well, but no one is claiming to be saving the turtles by giving women more control over how large their family is.
    Third, it is warping the meaning of "conservation". How is it "conservation" to add to the growing corporation that manufactures Viagra? How is it "conservation" to continue throwing western solutions to communities who actually were fine and in balance before westernization screwed them up? How is it "conservation" to laugh and hand out viagra to men while leaving women to the task of bearing children they may not want to have? How is it "conservation" to ignore the entire rest of the web of life and say "if we can get everyone on viagra then no one will kill a sea turtle anymore." Wow! Problem solved! This is a totally ridiculous "solution".
    How about putting that money and energy where it belongs: helping communities in the third world restore their old ways of life that worked fine for thousands of years until western "solutions" sent them into poverty. There are plenty of organizations that empower people in the third world to bring back a respectful relationship with themselves, each other, their community, and the earth.
    The only real conservation efforts that I can see are organizations like the Greenbelt Movement in Kenya and the Landless Worker's Movement in Brazil, who are making huge strides in restoring OVERALL balance. There are lot of others worldwide and they could always use more funding since apparently there is all this extra money laying around for saving the planet.

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