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Reveal, reveal!
I look forward to serving in the Obama administration and while I cannot yet reveal what my exact role will be, I can assure you that President-Elect Obama and I are eager to get started building a new world. One that is green and sustainable.
Hmmm?
(via Brian)
UPDATE: Oy, this site is obviously fake. I should have looked more closely, or even a little bit closely. I blame Brian. And Friday.
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zencarver Posted 8:18 am
07 Nov 2008
"...inventor of the Internet and global warming..."
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odograph Posted 8:50 am
07 Nov 2008
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Delay And Deny Posted 10:15 am
07 Nov 2008
Prez Obama: We will not let the the tardiness of justice erase the judiciousness of animosity. We shall not create an America where a man who is Green, has less rights than a man who is Orange. This is our America now, where the waiting room is a room that can not wait any longer. It, too, has rights, the same that any other room must have!
Receptionist: Yes, but 7 hours...
Prez Obama: The warming trend in our nation is not just a national warming trend, it is a trend of people...of people just warming up to new spending, new taxes, and new revenues. This is the Era of Change...quarters, nickels and dimes will all be accepted to fund our future.
Receptionist: I'll get him a magazine.
Prez: I was speaking the other day with a young woman of 23, who was selling magazines, whose name is Lauranne. She came to my door and offered me a subscription to Time and said, I must sell these magazines to afford an education. And I looked at her sadly, that we in the wealthiest nation of ours must put students craving eduction on the streets, selling magazine. I turned around, shut the door, and began working on this speech, so I could tell you all about it. No, the incessant knocks of Lauranne on my door did not break my desire to tell you her tale! Nor did I feel obligated to subscribe...because in America, we are all subscribers!
Receptionist: Your bowl of Cheetos is here from the kitchen.
Prez: Thanks...
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