Pray harder! 2

My petroleum god, why hast thou forsaken me?

David Roberts is staff writer for Grist. You can follow his Twitter feed at twitter.com/drgrist.

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  1. caniscandida Posted 6:04 pm
    06 Jul 2008

    "Who's hotter?"you may ask, on your knees, by your bed, hands folded, intensely wondering.
    Beyonce is one option on the menu ...
    All the same, let's give it up for the journalists who gave us this story:
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    Group Asks for Divine Intervention to Ease Oil Prices

    By Allison Aldrich and Keriann Hopkins

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    Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.
  2. John former Marine Posted 10:38 pm
    06 Jul 2008

    If oil prices are high...I would assume that high oil prices must be in your god's master plan?  Or perhaps a djinn or bogeyman or fallen angel is responsible?
    Anyways, I pray they'll have their prayers answered.  And if they can get the price of gas down, maybe they can pray the tempertature of the globe down while they're at it.

    Il faut cultiver notre jardin.

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