Poison Me Elmo

Toxic fun 2

Once again, it turns out plastic toys from China are more than just an eyesore -- they're a hazard. A toy recall of 86 Fisher Price products, including several branded toddler favorites like the Dora and Elmo, was issued yesterday because of a lead-paint hazard. After scrolling the list, I decided my kids were safe -- for now. At least I think so.

My kids have a ton of toys, mostly bought by well-meaning relatives, and I hate almost all of them. They're ugly. They're noisy. And now we can add dangerous to the list. Great. I recently started thinking about buying more eco-friendly toys. But geesh, are those things expensive. I'm wondering if my girls will be happy with one doll for Christmas.

Maybe fewer toys wouldn't be such a bad thing. If only I could convince my mom of this. And the rest of America.

Christine Gardner is a freelance writer making a daily effort to find ways moms can stop destroying the planet. She continues to use public transit, buy local, conserve energy, and live simply, despite fears her children one day will be labeled as “the weird Gardner girls” by their schoolmates.

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  1. Biodiversivist's avatar

    Biodiversivist Posted 1:19 pm
    02 Aug 2007

    Great titleahhhh, gallows humor is great.

    In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Poison Darts--Protecting the biodiversity of our world
  2. spaceshaper's avatar

    spaceshaper Posted 9:50 pm
    02 Aug 2007

    Compared to what?"But geesh, are those things expensive."
    You're kidding me, right? Plenty of stuff on the website you link to under ten bucks, and only one item more than $100 - evidently you haven't been into Toys-R-Us lately..... let alone the high-end toy boutiques popping up around are way.
    Seriously, thanks for the link.

    The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

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