O come all ye enemies of the human race 2

The American Coalition for Coal Ponies, or America's Manly Power, or whatever they're called, has a site up where you can watch little lumps of coal singing bastardized holiday songs.

clean coal abomination

Yes: exploiting religious hymns in service of selling a product that kills tens of thousands of Americans a year and may soon make the planet inhospitable to human habitation. Ho ho ho!

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David Roberts is staff writer for Grist. You can follow his Twitter feed at twitter.com/drgrist.

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  1. naught101 Posted 5:17 pm
    09 Dec 2008

    Brilliant!Those PR agents are gonna get a lump of coal for Christmas, I can feel it!
    Is Americaspower.org a front group for an environmental group? They're definitely doing their job well!

    check out http://www.envirowiki.info, the knowledge database for environmentalists and activists.
  2. Pompey Road Posted 10:30 pm
    09 Dec 2008

    Simple Minded Song:This still does not top the Walker/Cat commercial with a little cartoon bug promoting Mountain Top Removal and Hollow Fills.
    It was so popular down here in dogpatch they come up with a misses bug for the simple minded yokels

    who live here that think it is a good idea to blow off the tops of mountains and shove them over into pristine valleys.

    The eons of time and nature was good to us down here. It was not until we become civilized that destroying our habitat become fathomable or fashionable.

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