Impotent hypertensive schizophrenics save planet!

Meet the male pill 6

contraceptivesThis news is a few weeks old (I've been uncharacteristically busy lately), but for those of you who missed it, listen up. Researchers have stumbled on the fact that drugs used to treat hypertension and schizophrenia have the potential to become a male contraceptive pill.

It may actually be on the market some time in the next five years. Other than its capacity to alter the course of human history, reduce world poverty, and save the biodiversity of the planet, this really isn't a big deal.

According this source:

The pill, a single dose taken a few hours before having sex, affects contraction of the muscles that control ejaculation, but wouldn't interfere with performance or orgasm sensation, researchers at King's College London say. The result is a dry ejaculation.

No, I don't know what a dry ejaculation is, and I'm not sure I want to. If you click on the video at this site you will be forced to sit through an ad before being treated to a clip of Woody Allen running around in a sperm suit.

I am not in the habit of getting my news from the Christian Broadcasting Network, but they have a really interesting video clip on this subject as well. Is it just me, or does the announcer have an insane look in his eyes? Later in the clip you will also get to witness a professor's brain shut down when a TV camera is pointed at it, and another guy who looks like Jim Carrey's clone. I also found it interesting that an anti-abortion video followed on the heels of this one.

I wonder if the folks who run the Christian Broadcasting Network would support such a pill, considering that it has the potential to greatly reduce the 40 or so million abortions performed annually worldwide. On the other hand, it would tend to contradict their abstinence-only stance.

Why would this pill be a history-altering piece of technology? Fertility rates are already falling all over the planet. Conservatives have been writing books on the coming birth dearth for years and many governments (France, Italy, and Russia) are trying to bribe their women to have more babies.

The problem is that the fertility rates (number of births per woman) in some of the most poverty stricken areas of the world are still ballistic (Nigeria 7.8, Afghanistan 7.4, Uganda 7.1, Guinea 7.1, Congo 6.7). Although it is possible to reduce poverty with such high fertility rates, it is unlikely.

Note that many of these places also harbor much of the planet's biodiversity. Birth rates are one of the reasons it has proven so difficult to light off strong economies, which would in turn help reduce growth rates (poverty reduction and low fertility rates beget each other). A critical mass can't be attained unless a way can be found to help these people get a grip on fertility rates. Contraception simply does not exist in these rural places.

Impoverished people have no option but to convert biodiversity into food. Rich people have lots of other options. There is simply no reason not to try to reduce world poverty. It is one of those win-win situations.

One big concern related to such a pill would be sexually transmitted diseases. Would this pill increase the number of sex acts? Would a dry ejaculation (whatever the hell that is) reduce the risk of transmission?

Then come the usual questions about what motivates men. Would they forget to take it? Would they lie about having taken it? Would they want to take it? My opinion is that they would. In general (statistically speaking) guys want booty, not babies, and if they think that by taking the pill they will increase the chance of getting that, they will take it, in droves.

And finally, there is the question of endless economic growth tied to endless population growth. I've touched on this before. Intelligent, controlled immigration depopulates one country, maintains population in another, and fuels poverty reduction in both countries. There are billions of deeply impoverished people in the world ready to rise on up.

A reduction in world population is coming some day. It is something the world needs and it should not be feared. We should start warming up to the idea and maybe even look for ways to inch the day forward. It won't be uncontroversial, human nature being what it is. Let the poor immigrate too and help maintain strong economies while allowing nature to heal the rural lands left behind.

I wrote about this a few years ago. You can go here to see my thoughts about it back then (chapter 10 in Volume I -- fiction). It is also OK to pinch a copy of the PDF for future reference. Just don't try to sell it to anyone (I own the copyright).

My real name is Russ Finley. I live in Seattle, married with children. Suffice it to say that although I am trained and educated as an engineer, my passion is nature. I very much want my grandchildren to live on a planet where lions, tigers, and bears have not joined the long and growing list of creatures that used to be. In an attempt to minimize the workload on Grist editors responsible for turning my submissions into intelligible articles, I will also be posting on a seperate blog called Biodiversivist, which will contain articles in addition to those submitted to Grist.

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  1. caniscandida Posted 6:03 am
    09 Dec 2006

    Woody AllenThe movie in which he is dressed as a sperm cell is not "Sleeper," but "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex."  As you recall, each episode is inspired by one or another question from Dr. Rubin's best-selling 1968 book of that title, including: "What is an aphrodisiac?" (a knock-off on Hamlet), "What is sodomy?" (Gene Wilder has an affair with a sheep), "What is frigidity?" (in Italian, in the style of "La Dolce Vita," with Louise Lasser), "What is perversion?" (the game show, "What's My Perversion?," with an evilly Jewish-self-hating ending).  The last episode is, "What happens during an orgasm?," in which the various parts of a man's body are presented as giant mechanisms, staffed by human operators.  The brain is a high-tech control room, but the stomach is disgusting.  The guys cranking up the erection are a miserable crew, as bad as galley slaves, and all their labors are nearly undone by a meddlesome priest, the conscience.  Woody Allen, down in the genitalia, is one of a large corps of white-suited paratroopers, waiting to pile out when the order comes.  Of course, he has grave trepidations.
    Like you, Biodiv, I am having a hard time imagining a "dry ejaculation," and I agree, the thought does not sound especially interesting.  But I am not sure I yet agree that many men would be ready to give it a try.  Well, what do I know, really: nothing, certainly, about straight men.  If their virility depends upon their sense of potency, or upon their producing an impressive discharge, then this pill does not have much promise.
    On the inability of this method to prevent the spread of STDs, it seems a wise precaution to state right away.  It is well known that HIV can be present in semen, but the absence of semen does not necessarily make a sexual act safe, since the exchange of blood, in small and undetected amounts, can also take place.
    I join you in saying that limiting growth in the world's population (by humane means, of course!) is desirable.  Whether such forms of birth control as this pill, with males taking responsibility for preventing pregnancy, can be part of the answer, we shall see.
    Some day I shall get around to reading your book.  Legally, of course.

    Chickens are our cousins!

    So are other sensitive animals!

    Enough is enough!

    No more factory farms!
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    Biodiversivist Posted 8:16 am
    09 Dec 2006

    WhoopsI just took the reference to Sleeper out.

    In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Help acquire and protect ecological hotspots, give to a conservation organization: http://www.saveourbiodiversity.com
  3. stringy Posted 1:30 pm
    10 Dec 2006

    Baby bribesYou can add Australia to the list of countries trying to bribe people to have babies - there's a $3000 handout to anyone who has a baby here.
  4. willa Posted 10:55 pm
    10 Dec 2006

    controlSupposedly men can achieve multiple orgasms by learning to orgasm without ejaculating.  As far as I know I've never known anyone who could do this, so I don't know how pleasurable it would be, but it's apparently possible, so maybe this pill is a similar idea?
    I have scant faith in straight men when it comes to birth control.  I don't know if it has to do with not wanting to limit their virility or just that they don't want to have to bother with anything extra, or what.  Whatever it is, women usually have to take charge even for the predominant existing method that men can use, making sure there are condoms available and that they get used.  At least with a condom a woman can know for sure whether it's being used, and can usually know if it's being used correctly; I personally wouldn't trust a man, not even the one I live with and trust, to be in charge of birth control in a way I couldn't verify.
    Don't get me wrong, I'm certain that there are lots of very conscientious men out there who don't need any help in this regard, but since on the most immediate level I'm the one who has to worry the most about it, I'm more comfortable with something that allows me to be the one to worry about it.
  5. zaximka Posted 11:01 pm
    10 Dec 2006

    Contraceptive pill can reduce risk of HIV in gaysThe idea of male contraceptive pill seems to be a good one, as with these pills men, as well as women can be responsible for birth-control. Besides, I think these pills can reduce risk of HIV in gays practicing anal sex, as the virus is mostly present in semen. Though even absence of semen does not make sexual intercourse completely safe, it considerably reduces the risk. This does not mean that there is no need of condom, but it seems that condom together with such a pill does make anal sex safe. No matter if condom breaks or not, the semen will not get into the body. Thus the pill can be not only a method of birth control, but a mean to reduce risk of HIV in gays as well. But will men be responsible enough to take the pill in time? And can really women rely on their partners? This remains an open question.
  6. willa Posted 2:44 pm
    16 Dec 2006

    more on contraceptionSlate has some things to say about contraception, including a longer-lasting, non-pill male contraceptive.  Scroll down past the thing about adolescent bariatric surgery...

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