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   kaspit Posted 10:32 am
   31 Aug 2005

   and God anger over Gaza ...Yes, believe it or not, some extremist settlers are saying God is angry over the Gaza pullout. See links at end of my post on Katrina and global warming:
   http://kaspit.typepad.com/weblog/2005/08/katrina_hurrica_1.html
   take care, kaspit

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   Brian Hosey Posted 2:55 pm
   31 Aug 2005

   Preposterous--We all know they are being punished for speaking French. (I've had beignets. I assure you they are the Devil's handiwork.)

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   Winnebago Posted 11:54 pm
   31 Aug 2005

   No, no, noIt was abortion!
   http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/8/31/0836/62623

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   jmcstras Posted 3:15 am
   01 Sep 2005

   Godless heathenAnd paganism... Don't forget paganism...
   http://www.wendymae.com/voodoo/marie_laveau.html
   
   Sustainablog: http://sustainablog.blogspot.com

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   Corey McKrill Posted 3:56 am
   01 Sep 2005

   You people and your silly "God" stuff...... in your sorry heathen ignorance, you have overlooked the true and obvious cause of the Gulf Coast's destruction:  Our Lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, is displeased.  There is overwhelming cause for His agitation:
    - Bush declared his support for teaching "intelligent design" in schools, and made no mention whatsoever of the third, and most legitimate option, Pastafarianism.
    - Pirates, who are instrumental in keeping Him appeased, are in serious decline in this day and age, and as this graph clearly shows, the number of pirates is inversely proportional to global temperatures.  Some people actually think this might have some effect on hurricane strength...
    - Keith Richards is going to be in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie.
   And this is just a shot across the bow.  If we want to prevent further destruction from His anger, we must all reach out and allow ourselves to be touched by His Noodly Appendage...
   
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   bookerly Posted 7:19 am
   01 Sep 2005

   Bush issues a new terror alert
   
      The White House announced today that a six thousand year old deity is believed to be responsible for the latest terrorist attack on America.  Arrest warrants have been issued for the deity variously known as Jehova, God, Yaweh and other aliases.  He has been placed on a no fly list and the government has announced that as soon as his home base, a place called heaven can be found, it will be invaded by forces dedicated to the destruction of terrorism everywhere.

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   earthy mom Posted 3:56 pm
   01 Sep 2005

   Allah's WrathAl-Qaidah will soon announce via a Muslim website its claim of responsibility for the destruction of New Orleans.  Osama and his followers performed thousands of special terrorist prayers for the destruction of a major US city in retribution for Bush's foreign policy.  There will be further "natural" disaster attacks unless the US immediately withdraws from the Middle East and releases all prisoners.

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   ChristopherHall Posted 3:20 pm
   02 Sep 2005

   None of the above.I am a Bible believing conservative Christian.  Let me share with you something serious that perhaps few are considering.  Right now the political Left and the Political Right are pointing fingers and trying to establish blame.  Both sides are terribly wrong.  
   Here's the "real deal":
   Gay pride celebrations are all over America and greater celebrations are found in other countries.  So I don't think it was specifically the gay community's fault.  
   It wasn't because of the French Language because logic would demand the destruction of France not US cities.
   Abortion is a painful subject for all involved. I don't think it was specifically abortion because abortion rates have been dropping.  
   It wasn't paganism because there are regions with far greater pagan populations.
   It wasn't the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" because he, it, or she doesn't exist.  However I believe if such a creature existed his, it's, her wrath would be justified against the corrupt Bush Administration.
   I highly doubt that God is on a no fly list, though Bush would try to become God and by pre-emptively invading Heaven if he could.
   It was not Allah.  First, Allah doesn't exist.  Second, if Allah existed he is considered, "Most Merciful" by his true believers.
   Here's the real reason:
   Christ's return is near.  For it is written:
   "25And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; THE SEA AND THE WAVES ROARING;
   
   26Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
   
   27And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
   
   28And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.
   
   29And he spake to them a parable; Behold the fig tree, and all the trees;
   
   30When they now shoot forth, ye see and know of your own selves that summer is now nigh at hand.
   
   31So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand." - Luke 21:25-31 (KJV)
   This is one of many signs of the latter days.  
   I don't care about your politics.  I voted for Kerry.  I do care about your enternity however.  Consider these things and turn to the Lord.  
   I submit this with much love and respect.  
   God bless,
   Sincerely Chris

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   amazingdrx Posted 3:37 am
   04 Sep 2005

   Re: "Christ's return is near."Jesus, were he back, would certainly have been wading the sewage filled flood waters passing out food and water, but the fearless leader who pretends that gaawd speaks through him would only visit the New Orleans "green zone" at the airport on the edge of town.
   Even though I follow the direct spirituality from nature rather than God,it's great to be on the same side with real Christians like yourself who try to live their lives as closely as possible to the example that Jesus set.
   We need to show these fakes like duuuhbya and his neocons up for the frauds that they are.
   A thought experiment that interests me, is where would Jesus be if he were already born at this time?  Amongst the most downtrodden is my guess.  Not in a wealthy elite gated community.
   Fight the power!  HE did!

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