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Top British scientist tells women to stop drooling over gas-guzzling males 3

Hey ladies, wondering how to help fight climate change? It's simple: just stop encouraging men who waste resources! In particular, said U.K. climate scientist David King this week, "stop admiring young men in Ferraris." King's comments were immediately pounced upon -- not by feminists, but by Ferrari owners, who protested that their vehicles spew less than four-wheel-drive vehicles. Also they are not compensating for anything, and never have been. Thanks for asking.

source: Wired, The Telegraph

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  1. enki Posted 8:04 am
    19 Dec 2007

    Thank GodPsychologists say that cars are a symbol of virility in the male mind. So all guys just naturally want a honkin big Hummer. But fellas, according to this story, you no longer have to be ashamed if all you've got is a Mini Cooper. Wear your "less is more" t-shirts with pride.
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    Delay And Deny Posted 2:51 am
    20 Dec 2007

    Yeah, and...

    Chicks should also stop looking at tall guys as well.    Anyone over 6 feet is using more energy than is necessary.

  3. amc89 Posted 3:07 am
    20 Dec 2007

    I go for the bikersThey're more likely to be fit for the long term than the SUV drivers.

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