With Election Day looming, this Halloween may be even spookier than usual. Elect to send your loved ones a Grist e-card -- just to show them that you scare. (And check out last year's cards -- still fresh and sendable!)
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Dear Planet, Mm, you look luscious. Your land is so curvy, your oceans so moist, your tar sands so ... tender. Meet me when the sun goes down? Love, Big Oil Hope Your Halloween Doesn't Suck! |
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Witches and goblins do frighten And zombies my heart rate do heighten But the one I fear most -- More than any old ghost -- Is the creature McPalin O'Biden. Have an Energy Independent Halloween |
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