News flash: Coca-Cola has responded to consumer demand and is now producing "healthy" beverages.
"Diet and light brands are actually health and wellness brands," Coke's CEO E. Neville Isdell told The New York Times.
He was referring to a new product called Diet Coke Plus, which is Diet Coke plus a few vitamins.
Where do I start?
Diet Coke consists of artificially blackened water tinged with synthetic chemicals. Here are its ingredients, from most prevalent to least: carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), natural flavors, citric acid; and caffeine [emphasis added].
To protect taste? What are people supposed to be tasting? Oh right, there it is: "natural flavors." Note that the swill contains more of the chemical designed to protect said flavors than the flavors themselves. Like mob bosses and presidents, I guess they need a lot of protection.
Seriously, though: Diet Coke is a nutritional void. Human bodies evolved to make use of a variety of foods, but I doubt isolated versions of phosphoric acid, etc., are among them. And aspartame, aka Nutrasweet, may cause active damage.
Can this questionable brew be made "healthy" by adding a few isolated nutrients, quite likely conjured up in the bustling labs of Archer Daniels Midland?
No, I don't think it works that way. Michael Pollan's recent New York Times Magazine piece exposed the absurdity of that notion. It turns out that systematically stripping nutrition out of food, and then adding it later in isolated form, is a bust. Isolated vitamins and other nutrients just don't pack the same benefits as when they occur in whole foods.
Then there's the question of aspartame. Italian researchers writing in Environmental Health Perspectives recently added (PDF) to a growing body of literature pointing to aspartame's possible role as a carcinogen.
Why would the FDA allow it? In 1981, a company called Searle owned the patent on aspartame, already known, paradoxically, as Nutrasweet. The company's CEO? Donald Rumsfeld -- not too far removed from serving as Gerald Ford's secretary of defense. Don't believe me? Check it out.
Then-president Ronald Reagan had appointed a man named Arthur Hull Hayes as his FDA chair. In 1981, Hayes approved aspartame over the objections of several internal panels.
Rummy, of course, would go on to greater things, but not before engineering the sale of Searle and its suddenly quite valuable Nutrasweet division to Monsanto (which in turn sold Nutrasweet to a private-equity firm).
As for Hayes, he exited the FDA and entered a robust career, which continues today, as a biotech exec and serial corporate board sitter.
The mind reels. I think I'll go eat an apple.
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wiscidea Posted 3:15 pm
07 Mar 2007
I wonder whether they are working on an organic version. I'm tired of the person at the grocery store giving me a funny look as I put my organic eggs, milk, carrots et cetera on the conveyer belt... followed by a 24-pack of Mountain Dew. Apparently she finds it amusing.
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TariffDude Posted 4:59 pm
07 Mar 2007
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Tom Philpott Posted 9:20 pm
07 Mar 2007
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Ron Steenblik Posted 11:56 pm
07 Mar 2007
One popular children's' "soda", Brut de Pomme is for the most part carbonated apple juice, with no added sugar or corn syrup. Its ingredients are: apple juice from concentrate (60%), carbonated water, apple aroma, and citric acid and malic acid, both of which are derived from fruit.
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wiscidea Posted 1:17 am
08 Mar 2007
Is the carbonated apple juice or something similar available in the United States? I would like to try it.
Thanks.
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Delay And Deny Posted 1:43 am
08 Mar 2007
How long before Diet Coke + Vitamins + Electrolytes gets pumped through the water system.
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Ron Steenblik Posted 2:43 am
08 Mar 2007
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David Roberts Posted 2:53 am
08 Mar 2007
http://www.crystalgeyserwater.com/juice_squeeze/cgw_js.ht ...
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Ron Steenblik Posted 3:40 am
08 Mar 2007
As explained on this web site:
The phosphoric acid in soft drinks, which leaches aluminum from the walls of the can, guarantees that each can of beverage delivers aluminum metal to the drinker.
I apologize for not finding a more authoritative references than this web site, but it does at least provide a summary of the various sources and possible consequences of too much aluminum in the diet.
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GreyFlcn Posted 5:38 am
09 Mar 2007
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=1612321
http://www.greenfacts.org/aspartame/aspertame-sweetener/1 ...
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MagpieBard Posted 12:44 pm
09 Mar 2007
Now, I admit. I drink a can or two of soda a week, most often while out and about and having to choose between grey city tap water at my dining location of choice or just take the soda. I do it with the full knowledge that it's bad for me. (Same calm I greet the odd piece of cheesecake, and my once a year indulgence in fair fries, funnel cakes, and lemon shakeups.) When I want to have something thats good for me - most of the time - I do so. As long as you don't drink it 24-7 to the sole exclusion of more nutritious options I think its fine. But trying to say that it can be made GOOD for you? That's just surreal. And a little bit sad. While I grew up drinking Classic Coke, with this little brainchild being their newest offering... I think I'll just give it up. Not sure I want to send my money to people this dim - or desperate.
Good article... and I'll join you on the apple.
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jonny668 Posted 4:43 am
25 Apr 2007
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wiscidea Posted 5:05 am
25 Apr 2007
Let see... consume small amounts of an element we are exposed to regularly on a massive scale via dust in the atmosphere... or consume chemicals leached from a plastic that might have been used for packaging food for only a few decades?
I'll consume the aluminum. I doubt there is a significant quantity dissolved in the contents of the can.
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caniscandida Posted 5:10 am
25 Apr 2007
All because of a typo.
Good for Magpie Bard, and his/her sense of festival, of holiday, of annual funnel cakes! This is always what I say about Christmas and Easter: once a year, it cannot hurt you!
(Umm, OK, let me rephrase that: so long as you use appropriate protection ... )
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allisony Posted 3:12 am
27 Oct 2007
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