The U.S. Geological Survey released a grim study of polar bears on Friday, concluding that two-thirds of the world's polar bears will be gone by 2050. Polar bears in Alaska and other areas outside the very far north will be most out of luck, according to the study; it forecasts that precisely zero polar bears will be left in Alaska by 2050. "Sea ice conditions would have to be substantially better than even the most conservative computer simulations of warming and sea ice" for the bears to avoid the forecasted steep drop in population, the report said. For those desperately seeking an upside to all this, the survey team said the polar bears' fate was likely only 84 percent linked to the extent of sea ice, which means the remaining bears will only theoretically be 84 percent screwed when all of it disappears from the Arctic. Phew! Meanwhile, for just $35,000 or so, kick-'em-while-they're-down types can pay to go on polar-bear safari and bag a trophy kill. But hey, for an extra $100,000, we know a guy who can arrange a cage match with a polar bear and your own remote-controlled robot. Just let us know.
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amc89 Posted 1:46 am
11 Sep 2007
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generic Posted 3:59 am
11 Sep 2007
Best. Conservation. Idea. Ever.
Captive breeding for the arena! With robots! Market-based conservation anyone?
All we need are some corrupt gaming officials in Nevada, and a multi-million dollar contract with HBO and the Discovery Channel.
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caniscandida Posted 5:31 am
11 Sep 2007
Of course, in Nunavut itself, the Inuit can decide pretty much what may and may not happen locally.
In any case, it will be neither just nor effective for us bear-friends to treat the Inuit simply as foes, as little as we like their promoting of trophy hunting. They have to be part of the solution, and they have to derive some benefit somehow.
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SevenLegs Posted 12:06 pm
11 Sep 2007
If global warming results in the polar bears losing the ice mass that sustains them, and if they can't speed-evolve into water bears, why not send them to Antarctica, where there is an actual land mass? You have seen "March of the Penguins," right? Talk about a sweet deal for the bears - waddling buffets! Look, I know it's a terrible idea to introduce non indigenous species to a new environmental niche (damn buffle grass!) but I'd do it in this case because I really dig polar bears, and besides that, those scientists down at McMurdo need a little more excitement in their lives.
In regards to the native peoples argument - they aren't going to be any happier than the rest of us if the polar bears go extinct. Over countless generations a system of balance with the natural world has developed among all such communities - even more directly with those that did not develop agriculture. Loss or significant population decline of any usable animal resource will have a major impact on native lifestyles. I would think the Inuit would be in favor of conservation.
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amc89 Posted 2:06 am
12 Sep 2007
I don't think anybody is trying to stop genuine subsistence hunting, but when polar bear numbers are decreasing and the ice is melting, a policy of selling permits to American and European trophy hunters makes absolutely no sense.
The trophy hunters offer large cash payments to the Inuit for killing the polar bears. Yes, there are many problems facing the Inuit, but there has to be a better way to help them economically than polar bear trophy hunting and the Canadian and Nunavut governments should be addressing this. And we in American can do our part by passing legislation that would ban our hunters from taking back polar bear hides.
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caniscandida Posted 6:34 am
12 Sep 2007
I sort of recall an odd situation last year in which a US hunter in the Northwest Territories had killed a grizzly/polar bear hybrid, and was prohibited from bringing it back to the US with him because there is a ban on importing grizzly body parts. Does that sound right? One might think it would be very easy to extend the ban to include polar bear parts.
Do you have any information on polar bear hunting in Greenland and Russia? I know nothing about that.
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amc89 Posted 3:52 am
17 Sep 2007
http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F30D1FFC3 ...
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