Advertisers and marketing types everywhere want to know: What common interest unites pre-teen African Americans and young white skateboarders?
Well, I've found the answer! It's American coal, which is abundant, affordable, and oh-so-clean! Why, it's so darn cool the skateboarder is "stoked" about it.
(And PS, is that the kid from The Squid and the Whale?)
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kmp Posted 3:30 am
17 Apr 2006
Wow....
I hope they paid those kids a LOT of money to sell their souls that way. Ouch.
The one that creeps me out the most is the little girl under "domestically abundant." (Sure to be the new catch-phrase of the year and so unlike sun or wind which are "globally abundant.") She sounds exactly like Charlie Brown's little sister Sally, spouting off words she doesn't even understand, all to impress Linus.
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