A little bit country, a little bit pathetic and lazy 4

To animal lovers, the idea of proudly displaying the remains of something you hunted down and killed is a sad aspect of male bravado. Well, consider if the animal was a domestic creature raised in a cage for tourists to photograph. Troy Lee Gentry, of the country music duo Montgomery Gentry, has been charged with paying $4,650 to the Minnesota Wildlife Connection to kill a tame bear named "Cubby."

After using a bow and arrow to kill the animal inside its pen, Gentry and the owner of the preserve tagged the bear and registered it with the state as if it had been killed in the wild. A videotape was edited to make it appear that Gentry had hunted down the bear.

I'm trying to picture the raw footage for this video, with the cameraman telling Troy, "Okay, now make a face like the bear is roaring at you. Yeah, that's good. I got an awesome Nat Geo scene we can drop in there ..." Meanwhile, back in the editing bay, someone is faithfully cutting around the owner of the Wildlife Connection saying, "Here, Cubby! Wanna nice cookie? Sit, boy ... Good boy ..."

I can only hope that Troy invited over Toby Keith and Kenny Chesney and all his country music pals to brag endlessly about the primal ritual of the hunt and the grueling pains he ignored as he tracked the beast through the wild brambles of Minnesota, shirtless and bleeding, with his bow and arrow strapped across his back and the taste of bloodlust in his mouth.

Troy Lee Gentry is famous for the song "Good Clean Fun," which beckons a night of passion with the lyrics, "So please don't think I'm moving in for the kill ... If you don't want to love me somebody else will." Which is probably true. After all, for Troy "moving in for the kill" is a business transaction.

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  1. caniscandida Posted 5:47 pm
    22 Aug 2006

    no-country-of-mine musicI never heard of Troy Lee Gentry, and hope I never hear of him again.
    The Reuters article does not quite flesh out for us "using a bow and arrow to kill the animal," does it.  That is a bit of editorial concision.
    And what a horribly steep fine poor Troy has to pay.
    It amounts to the state's announcing, "Come one, come all, put up this much money and you too can kill a young bear in its pen."
  2. bookerly Posted 9:50 pm
    22 Aug 2006

    News of the Weird

        Dear CanisCandida,
              I never heard of him either, but it is an amazing story.  I mean, why a bow and arrow?  Will the NRA complain?  Does he have a problem and is not allowed to carry a gun?
              Why not a grenade, or a battlefield nuke?
              He could have smothered it if he want to preserve the pelt.  Tied it up, and climbed on top and well....
              There were so many options available to him.  I wonder if he was having a robin hood fantasy day?
              There are truly some things in life that make imagination irrelevant!
    patrick (who likes the arrows that stick to walls, yeah that kind)
  3. Biodiversivist's avatar

    Biodiversivist Posted 12:15 am
    23 Aug 2006

    I once watched a documentaryof Ted Nugent hunting a rinocerous with a bow. He paid a fortune for the opportunity and brought along his own film crew. He managed to stick a few arrows in it. They looked insignificant. The rhino just walked off. A few days later the game wardens had to shoot it with a rifle so it wouldn't die of massive infection. I am sure the head is mounted in his den.
    "Yes, yes, that is a rhino I was allowed to stick two arrows in before the game warden I bribed put it out of its misery with a high-powered rifle."

    In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Help acquire and protect ecological hotspots, give to a conservation organization: http://www.saveourbiodiversity.com
  4. bookerly Posted 9:39 am
    23 Aug 2006

    Panda Hunting

       Interestingly, when the Giant Panda came to the attention of Westerners (in the 1920's, I believe), their first response was to organize hunting expeditions.  Since Pandas basically don't move a lot during much of the day, hunting them is about as hard as hunting a barn door.
       It was apparently quite popular at one time, and contributed to their decline.
    patrick

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