Green is a four-letter word

Eco-buzzwords make annual banned words list 7

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Hush your mouth, eco-child: That green buzzword you were about to utter is probably on Lake Superior State University’s annual list of banned words. “Green” itself topped the list, with it or “going green” garnering the most nominations. True that. Please, no more press releases titled “Midwives/Fighter Jets/Port-o-Potties Go Green!”

“Carbon footprint” also made the 34th annual List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness. And as for “staycation,” Dan Muldoon of Omaha, Nebraska, commented with his nomination, “Let’s send this word on a slow boat to nowhere.”

Holly Richmond is a Seattle-based freelance writer and editor, and was previously Grist’s editorial intern and marketing assistant.

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  1. Philhclark Posted 8:32 pm
    02 Jan 2009

    Buzzword gameFor those wanting to have fun with green buzzwords play the Sustainability Buzzword Generator game over here http://snipurl.com/91gas

    Phil Clark
  2. randino Posted 10:21 pm
    02 Jan 2009

    It is the duty of all of usto fight buzz words, which are the linguistic equivalents of zebra mussels and asian carp. One word I treat with scorn is sustainable. If it ever meant anything to begin with, it was long ago rendered useless by the greenwashers. Empowerment is another word I love to hate.
    The big word we have to worry about is environmental. It is to the tongue, what the Star Spangled Banner is to song. An abomination. I think that Grist should start a contest to find its replacement. It has to be short, but potent and not seen before. It would be nice if it did not lend itself to easy adoption by the green washers. I volunteer to be on the panel of judges.
    Randy Cunningham

    Cleveland, OH

    Randy Cunningham
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    amazingdrx Posted 2:15 am
    03 Jan 2009

    Annoying yesBut it does show that the green revolution is starting to take hold in mass delusional media.
    Who is this annoying the most?  Lobbyists, deniers, and their ilk.  Check the comments on the website.


    Christy Loop of Woodbridge, Va., says that 'leaving a carbon footprint' has become the new 'politically incorrect.' "How can we not, in one way or another, affect our natural environment?"


    I didn't see any limboob talking point phrases on the "banned" list.  Does that mean we are winning the media battle?  Maybe so.  
     

    http://amazngdrx.blogharbor.com/blog John Schneider, Northern Wisconsin
  4. Angelsnecropolis Posted 6:02 am
    03 Jan 2009

    The meaningThe words themselves aren't the problem. Their problem is the meaning that has been associated with them. If a word is "banned" there will simply be another word with the same meaning to take it's place. It would be better if we had a clear and precise definition of each word. Then when someone was being unsustainable they could be called out as liars and frauds.
  5. aaptaapple Posted 9:09 pm
    05 Jan 2009

    "Four-letter" words or more.How's about "boots on the ground" as a way of depersonalizing war casualties and a way to make Secretaries of State (current)seem like "one of the boys" i.e. ignorant.
  6. kmp Posted 1:47 am
    06 Jan 2009

    When "Gristmill" makes the listwe'll know we've really arrived.
  7. paz Posted 4:26 am
    06 Jan 2009

    Randino, I second your nominationmostly because of your acid assessment of the Star-Spangled Banner.  Why aren't more Americans embarrassed that the tune derives from an old English drinking song?  (Now that melody make sense!)
    I don't even read articles that mention "cap and trade" -- not as ubiquitous as "carbon footprint", but far emptier of meaning.
    My #1 candidate -- oh, hell, I didn't even finish the sentence before I had two -- my TWO main candidates are "friendly fire" and "Department of Defense".

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