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Top 25 reasons to give a damn about climate change 31

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For some people, climate change is a tough cause to rally ‘round—even those who understand that it’s happening and that it’s human-caused get distracted by things like eating, working, having sex, watching TV, or watching people on TV have sex.

While social scientists ponder the best ways to get the message out and motivate the masses—and since we’re gearing up to cover December’s climate talks in Copenhagen—we’ve devised a Grist list of good reasons to care about this global crisis. Got reasons of your own? Let us know in the comments section below.

25. Because supermodels are stripping for the cause. If these lovely ladies are getting hot and bothered, shouldn’t you? At least watch the video. Call it your good deed for the day.

24. Because you don’t want your insurance premiums to go up. The sea level rise, severe weather, flash floods, and windstorms attributable to climate change have all got the insurance industry on edge. Some firms in the U.S. have already raised premiums in coastal areas, and rates in the U.K. are on the rise as well.

SkierDirt moguls just aren’t the same.Photo: Shay Haas23. Because you like to ski. Listen up, snow bunny: you’ll soon be consigned to schussing in an indoor dome if climate chaos has its way. Shorter winters and decreased snowfall are forcing big ski areas to ramp up their snowmaking efforts (a questionable scheme in the face of global water shortages) and leading smaller ski areas to close.

22. Because you’re a raging hypochondriac. Warmer temperatures mean happy, thriving insects, which might mean increased risk of West Nile, encephalitis, malaria, dengue fever, and yellow fever. Do you really need more to worry about? Isn’t that weird spot on your inner thigh enough?

bearded dragonsNothing to see here, folks.Photo: andedam via flickr21. Because it’s a good excuse to learn weird things about animal sex. OK, you don’t care about the plight of the polar bears. But admit it, you’re curious about polar bear penises, aren’t you? And why they’re larger in snowier areas? That’s nothing compared to the lengths sea turtles go to for reproduction, and the flip-flopping gender of the hot bearded dragon lizard. Go on, check it out —you know you want to.

20. Because you hate oil. If your soul still wilts at the thought of all those people in slickers cleaning slick-covered birds in the wake of the Exxon Valdez spill, if you’d rather ride a bike than participate in the auto economy, then climate change is your issue, man. Fossil fuels got us here, and ending our reliance on them can get us out. But you don’t need us to tell you that.

19. Because you love oil. So maybe you didn’t mind the oily birds and you love driving your car? You should be worried too: according to a report from the U.S. government, the severe storms that are becoming more frequent due to climate change threaten our infrastructure and transportation networks, including the ports and freight lines used to transport oil. The oil-rich Gulf Coast is, as was made painfully clear in 2005, a particularly vulnerable area. Stop climate change in its tracks! Save the oil distribution network!

18. Because you eat rice. It’s a pleasant side dish to you, and for 750 million people, it’s a life-giving staple: rice. But this crucial crop stands to wither in the face of climate change, thanks to rising temperatures, increased flooding, and rats. Yeah, rats—they scurry in after major storms, eat all the rice, and nibble on people too. Care yet?

colbertHe speaks truth.Photo: Martin Crook17. Because Stephen Colbert does. Need we say more?

16. Because the Christian Coalition does. Need we pray more?

15. Because it will create jobs. Talk about your silver lining: In the midst of the deepest recession this country has seen in decades, attempts to forestall this global climate scourge could create new jobs in clean-energy industries, weatherization, and other areas. The feds are already steering money toward job training for green professions, and clean-energy legislation now before Congress could create jobs and boost the GDP of every U.S. state.

14.  Because you live near water. Sea levels could rise as much as a meter or more by 2100. That’s enough to put places like Miami, downtown Philadelphia, and parts of Manhattan underwater. How many people live in such vulnerable coastal areas? Oh, just 53 percent of the U.S. population.

13. Because Kardashians interest you more than Katrinas. Who can forget the powerful images beamed around the world when Hurricane Katrina hit: the faces of the forgotten, houses crumpled like paper cups, water washing over everything. And who can forget how they beamed in during your favorite show! So inconsiderate. If this sort of prime-time interruption irritates you, you may want to get involved in the climate fight. Because we’re going to see a lot more storms, and that means a lot more unhappy people beamed in your living room.

12. Because you like breathing. Got lungs? Got a healthy apprecation for fresh air? Well, take a deep breath: warming-induced increases in ground-level ozone and particulate matter are expected to increase respiratory disorders including asthma, and a recent study says more children will be hospitalized over the next decade due to such respiratory problems.

11. Because colorful coral jewelry completes most of your outfits. Prepare to adopt a new accessory, or wear a lot of white necklaces: climate change has led to massive coral bleaching and die-offs. The real problem is the disturbance of the delicate relationship between coral reefs and the teensy organisms that build them and give them color. It’s the foundation of a healthy ocean, which is the foundation of a healthy planet.

10. Because you won’t be able to hold up your end of a conversation with Obama, Lucy Lawless, Glenn Beck, Evander Holyfield, or the Pope if you don’t. You can probably fake it with Miley Cyrus, though.

autumn leavesFading to black.Photo: burnblue9. Because colorful fall leaves are so pretty. But warmer autumns—and pests that enjoy warmer autumns—are messing with the trees. Duller leaves means less for you to look at, and translates into an economic hit for places like New England that rely on tourism generated by the annual phenomenon.

8. Because you don’t want to serve embarrassing champagne. Rising temperatures are altering the world’s finest champagnes, making the alcohol content “embarrassingly high,” says one British wine critic. How fun! Uh, we meant to say how terrible.

7. Because you like lights to come on when you flip a switch. Remember that blackout in 2003? The one that left 50 million people in the dark? That happened on a hot, hot day when lots of people wanted electricity. Guess what we’re in for more of? Hot, hot days. Guess how much our power grid has improved since then? Not much. For a little bit of Jazzercise for the brain, check out this academic paper on climate’s potential impacts on our power grids and national security—including, oh, crippling our society.

6.  Because: “insect feeding frenzy.” Shudder.

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5. Because you support the recycled-soda-bottle fleece industry. What will become of those cozy fleece jackets made from recycled soda bottles? Such an incredible innovation, such a wonderful way forward—but if our northern climes turn temperate and our southern climes turn tropical, no one will wear fleece. And those soda bottles are going right back in the trash.

4. Because you think it’s depressing when old people die alone in hot apartments. Heat waves are the deadliest natural disaster in the U.S.—and the probability of severe heat waves is increasing along with temperatures. If emissions are not reduced, heat waves are projected to double in Los Angeles and quadruple in Chicago. With an aging boomer population, that’s a recipe for one hot mess.

3. Because you think it’s depressing when little kids die. It’s happening. Now. According to Save the Children, 9 million kids die before their fifth birthday each year from diseases that are occurring more frequently because of climate change, which is also affecting access to food and water. What are you, completely heartless?

2. Because everyone at Grist cares. We’re a bunch of (fairly) normal people, with pets and kids and money woes and Twitter obsessions—but we all think this is big. Like, bigger than Elvis. A survey shows that our reasons range from the practical (I live near the coast) to the dire (it’s going to kill my unborn grandbabies). But on one thing we agree: we need to do whatever we can to reverse this course.

1.  Because if we stop climate change, we can stop earnest lists like this. Seriously. We’d rather be doing other stuff too. Like maybe watching that supermodel video again?

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  1. SusanKraemer's avatar

    SusanKraemer Posted 11:27 pm
    19 Nov 2009

    Excellent reasons.

    And 26. If you like sweet corn and soybeans. Both are threatened by too many days of temperatures over approximately 86 degrees. Which is what's coming to our corn belt.

    http://ecoworldly.com/2009/08/26/up-to-82-drop-in-corn-soy-and-cotton-crops-in-usa-without-action-to-reduce-emissions/
  2. amazingdrx's avatar

    amazingdrx Posted 11:51 pm
    19 Nov 2009

    Firestorms!! Humans can't put them out, the tornadic winds created by the chimney effect suck in fuel and air until it rains or all the fuel is gone.

    On the bright side, if enough particulate matter gets thrown up into the atmosphere, a "nuclear winter" effect might cool the planet down for a few years.

    Off course firestorms also release huge amounts of GHG into the atmosphere, stop sequestration of GHG out of the atmosphere due to dead trees and grass, and provide a dark surface that absorbs even more solar energy.
  3. selti Posted 2:36 am
    20 Nov 2009

    IPCC Projections Disproved.

    Global cooling has started!
    1. Mike_G's avatar

      Mike_G Posted 5:16 am
      20 Nov 2009

      Why did you smooth the hadcrut3 line in the past and then decide to connect the dots just for the last two years?
      1. Matt Petryni's avatar

        Matt Petryni Posted 6:39 pm
        22 Nov 2009

        Haha, because manipulating the data in that way makes his argument right.

        If you actually take into consideration the actual warming trend of the Earth's mean surface temperature for the last century, then Selti would be wrong. And we just wouldn't want that!

        /end sarcasm:

        Selti is a fascinating denier troll because, unlike most other denier trolls, he actually acknowledges the Earth has been warming since the onset of industrialization. In this, he partially overcomes the first stage of denial. However, he, quite peculiarly for a person suffering global warming denial, then goes onto argue that we must factor out that overwhelming trend in order to notice the more recent pattern: that the Earth appears to have been cooling for the last ten years. Thus he still suffers a second stage of denial, refusing that the pattern will continue.

        Presumably, his argument then proceeds that if the more recent trend continues, the Earth will cool off more over the next 20 or so years. (Which, ironically, it very well might if we take aggressive and immediate action.)

        However, Selti, like most climate change deniers, fails to offer a reasonable explanation the mechanism of either the past century's warming or his prediction for cooling (he often cites a study by Gerlich and Tscheuschner in which they, among more extravagant scientific claims, refute even the notion of a "average surface temperature"). He therefore leaves the question of whether he denies the human input to climate unresolved. So while he overcomes the first stage of denial, in part, by acknowledging that warming has indeed been taking place, he fails to observe that the trend might continue. It's impossible to know whether he's made any progress in overcoming the third stage: denying the appearance of human responsibility.

        I must say he's probably one of the more fascinating trolls. I'd encourage you, Mike G, to discuss with him further and see if you can understand this intriguing presentation of climate change denial better than I can.
  4. sasquatch's avatar

    sasquatch Posted 3:31 am
    20 Nov 2009

    hahaha, this is a great list.
  5. Bud Dingler's avatar

    Bud Dingler Posted 7:06 am
    20 Nov 2009

    There is no global warming

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,662092,00.html

    but many of the folks who visit this site are too politically attached to the idea the globe is still warming to admit that the evidence is slowly falling apart.
    1. stinkycheese Posted 9:27 am
      20 Nov 2009

      I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to have that awesome facial hair.
    2. CyberBrook's avatar

      CyberBrook Posted 2:29 pm
      21 Nov 2009

      While there are some minor disagreements in the science community regarding the specifics of global warming, there is clear consensus that global warming is real, human-accelerated, serious, & increasing, irrespective of naturally-occurring cycles, sun issues, or other phenomena.
      EVERY reputable scientific org in the world, EVERY one of the thousands of climate scientists who are part of the IPCC, EVERY reputable environmental org in the world, EVERY science mag and journal in the world, EVERY peer-reviewed article in existence, many groups from National Geographic, Smithsonian, & Scientific American, to NASA & the Pentagon, to nearly EVERY major corporation, whether public or private, along with (nearly) EVERY government in the world.
      But, hey, why should we believe in global warming when we all know that gravity is a scam, the Earth is flat, was created several thousand years ago, and the sun revolves around us?
      Being more eco-conscious will help fight global warming. But even for those who refuse to believe the reality of global warming, being environmentally responsible will still result in individual & collective benefits, irrespective of climate change.
      1. Dave from Canada Posted 10:12 am
        22 Nov 2009

        Please dnftt, even those with awesome facial hair.
    3. Matt Petryni's avatar

      Matt Petryni Posted 6:51 pm
      22 Nov 2009

      Bud, we openly and without apology acknowledge that the climate has in fact been cooling over the last 10 years.

      I personally hope to God that this more recent trend continues. It will save mankind a tremendous amount of suffering.

      But I also realize, given the fact that the Earth's temperature has risen tremendously over the last century (by about 1 degree every 20 years, according to your comrade Selti), it is much more likely, unfortunately, that the longer trend will prevail. No one can say for sure, but the theoretical explanation for climate change is not refuted by short-term cooling. It may, however, be refuted by a long-term cooling trend.

      If you like, you could think of a successful business that has a short-lived downturn in sales. Your argument would be the equivalent of ignoring that business's entire history of regular year-over-year growth and asserting that the short-term drop in sales means they're definitely going under. And fast. You might be correct; but it's just as easy to say that you might not be. Only time would really tell.
    4. Matt Petryni's avatar

      Matt Petryni Posted 6:58 pm
      22 Nov 2009

      Also, Bud, I strongly recommend you read the entire article you cited; not just the part that makes you think you're right. I find it's pretty well-nuanced and talks about the inherent difficulty of making clear-cut and 100% reliable predictions in a system as hideously complex as the Earth's atmosphere.

      Plus, you're in it!:
      "For months, climate change skeptics have been gloating over the findings on their Internet forums."

      Fancy that! Haha.
  6. greenferret Posted 12:03 pm
    20 Nov 2009

    Right now, the most ambitious climate bill in Washington calls for reducing greenhouse gas emissions 7% below 1990 levels by 2020.

    That's pathetic.

    According to the Nobel Prize-winning International Panel on Climate Change, the world must reduce emissions much more aggressively -- 25-40% by 2020 -- to have a 50/50 chance of avoiding runaway climate change.

    Tell President Obama and your Members of Congress to support an emissions reduction target of 40% by 2020 today:

    http://bit.ly/40by2020
    1. Matt Petryni's avatar

      Matt Petryni Posted 7:01 pm
      22 Nov 2009

      Haha, I agree Greenferret, but you have to admit even that goal seems ambitious in the face of the stalling we've been dealing with for the past 20 years. I mean, I'd almost be okay with any amount of action on this issue just so that people wake up to the fact that the issue is real and warm up to the idea of society doing something about it.

      But yes, we probably need to do much, much more, especially if past warming trends do, in fact, continue.
  7. peo Posted 12:41 pm
    20 Nov 2009

    The original list and additions are terrific. It's vital to remember the urgent and personal nature of the effects of climate change! Thank you.
  8. fmarquez Posted 1:22 pm
    20 Nov 2009

    Excellent list...certainly reasons to support and defend Climate Change.

    I ran across this, can someone comment on this?

    Pinoy college grad refutes Gore on climate change

    http://www.manilatimes.net/index.php/news/nation/5457-pinoy-college-grad-refutes-gore-on-climate-change
  9. greennoodle's avatar

    greennoodle Posted 2:38 pm
    20 Nov 2009

    I realize we need to do all we can to draw attention to the issue of global warming, but does Grist have to stoop to PETA-style sexism and feature clothes-stripping supermodels (reason #25)? This newsletter seems most fond of showing women in various stages of undress, but men---attractive men---are rarely shown in same. What say you, Grist?
    1. Sarah K. Burkhalter's avatar

      Sarah K. Burkhalter Posted 5:34 pm
      20 Nov 2009

      It is a good overall point, greennoodle. Instead of delving into deeper questions re: sexism at 4:30 on a Friday, I shall merely direct you to a half-naked man: http://www.grist.org/article/the-grist-list-24-oct-2008 :)
      1. splashy's avatar

        splashy Posted 2:25 pm
        29 Nov 2009

        Got any more? I vote for an even balance, rather than nothing. :-D
    2. David Roberts's avatar

      David Roberts Posted 6:13 pm
      20 Nov 2009

      No attractive men? My avatar's all over the site!!!
    3. hapa's avatar

      hapa Posted 6:54 am
      24 Nov 2009

      greennoodle i think some of what you're looking for is http://greenpeace.org/f
  10. Dave from Canada Posted 9:30 pm
    20 Nov 2009

    Sigh... here goes....

    Does the hot-girls-in-their-underwear thing really work? I mean, is showing hot-girls-in-their-underwear waking people up to climate change and other environmental issues?

    Or is greenstripping more a career move for the hot-girls-in-their-underwear?

    I only ask because (and I never thought this would happen to me) I'm actually getting tired of seeing hot-girls-in-their-underwear pretty much every time I open Grist.

    I actually used to really (really, really) like seeing hot-girls-in-their-underwear.

    But now that I've started reading Grist, I see hot-girls-in-their-underwear all the time. So hot-girls-in-their-underwear is getting a bit dull.

    Even "hot-girls-in-their-underwear" can get repetitive...
    1. Mike_G's avatar

      Mike_G Posted 3:03 am
      21 Nov 2009

      "Does the hot-girls-" ... " thing really work?"

      Silly question. Seen any commercials for the past ... ever?
      1. Dave from Canada Posted 1:42 pm
        21 Nov 2009

        I'm thinking that selling cars could be just a bit different from educating people about the greenhouse effect and the need for carbon pricing...
  11. Eco1973 Posted 9:24 am
    21 Nov 2009

    To say I care about climate change is an understatement. It's more like the spiritual connection I feel to other living thins (perhaps in the spirit of the transcendentalists). I love the list and have gotten my employer to create a new position "Sustainability Coordinator" and put me in it, but I can't escape one thought: while we try to do everything we can, and my co-workers complain endlessly about the tray-less cafeteria, sometimes I wonder if the planet would be better off without us. Morbid, I know, but it lingers. Maybe Grist could do some sort of feature on what schools are doing, maybe a little "Chicken Soup for the Climate Lover's Soul"?
  12. CyberBrook's avatar

    CyberBrook Posted 2:24 pm
    21 Nov 2009

    The livestock industry accounts for 51% (!) of anthropogenic global warming
    (current issue of World Watch):
    http://www.worldwatch.org/files/pdf/Livestock and Climate Change.pdf

    Fight global warming with your fork!

    Eco-Eating at http://www.brook.com/veg
    for much more info.
  13. Joel W Posted 9:58 am
    22 Nov 2009

    I like your style Grist people. Can't be many lists that include weird animal sex and the Christian Coalition!

    I'd add another one.

    So you know what you're talking about when you have to listen to all those old white climate change deniers telling you it's one big global conspiracy

    http://www.greenexplorer.ovi.com/getinspired/australasia/australia/climate-change-deniers-holida/

    Hope there's a plane big enough to hold them all
  14. Andrée Zaleska's avatar

    Andrée Zaleska Posted 7:22 pm
    22 Nov 2009

    To make this sort of thing worth reading--never mind reposting on Facebook--I also need more hot men. Love your avatar, Dave, but perhaps we could expand a bit--"Hot Men of Grist Who Make You Get All Hot Over Climate Change". (I have one here at home with a fabulous mustache--to go with the facial hair thread--to boot!)

    Or would that be just...silly? Not like the women.
  15. david lang Posted 9:38 am
    25 Nov 2009

    I agree, some of these ideas might seem a little silly but the underlying message is still very important: climate change is something that will effect everyone and everything in ways we never thought. Everything is interconnected. We'll all be sharing in the consequences, so it's important for us to start cooperating for solutions. We need to start working together if we want to make real progress

    I'm really encouraged by new ideas in regards to commonality and finding solutions by recognizing our shared and interconnected lives.

    A good resource for these new (and old) ideas...
    http://shareable.net
  16. splashy's avatar

    splashy Posted 4:48 pm
    29 Nov 2009

    Uhh, after watching the video, the models stripping really aren't a good reason to lower CO2. I would bet the average heterosexual man would say bring it on after that!

    Kinda like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

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