It Could Be Verse

Climate-news poem: Strange bedfellows edition 0

This week brought news that made all sorts of people say, “Well, damn!”:
The climate-bill support of one Senator Lindsey Graham.
The damners on the left are thrilled that Graham thinks with his head.
The damners on the right shout, “Lindsey, why’d you get in bed!”

They’ve also had some more choice words, like wussypants and RINO*
And douchebag, asshat, Dem in drag—good grief, they sure can whine-o.
I hope this douchebag has some spine, and gets more Sens. on board
Or climate change will send his critics straight unto the Lord.

 * Republican In Name Only.

graham on newsLindsey explains it all.lgraham.senate.gov

Katharine Wroth is a senior editor at Grist.

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