Oh, those pesky existential questions!

Puppies and bunnies and carnivorous eco-curmudgeons 7

bunnyCarl M via flickrThose of you following our last post (Should Kuba Have a Puppy?) can see that both votes and comments on this question are running 9 to 1 in favor of the gratification of pet ownership. This is even though eco-curmudgeon Ken has made the point, with hard statistics, that keeping domestic animals essentially ensures the death of wild creatures that we would all heartily agree to preserve (indirectly, through habitat loss and overuse of resources).

So what?

Well, the JP Green House is meant to be a demonstration project. We aim to build a zero-carbon house on a low budget, grow veggies and raise chickens for eggs, cut our consumption to a level sustainable for the planet, and make it all public. This means full transparency of finances, building dilemmas, relationship agonies, parenting fiascos, and just the overall messiness of the thing. (Quick house and garden update: Foundation finished, windows and insulation are next, debating exterior options, many radishes, one pumpkin, fabulous dahlias, still short 50k.)

How does the utopian vision jibe with the fact that Kuba wants a puppy, the reality that Ken bought a motorcycle last week, the admission that I am writing this on a 95-degree day in Boston with my window AC blasting?

Are we a demonstration of hypocrisy? Or the immense difficulty of living within our earthly means? I’m afraid we’re bound to reveal it all.

Fellow climate-organizer A., who does not own a car and rides his bicycle 12 miles from a prosperous Boston suburb to protests and meetings in our neighborhood, is one of the most sincere environmentalists I know. He writes brilliantly about the failures of major green groups to reckon with the true implications of climate change. He rants inappropriately at meetings, and never avoids calling people on their lifestyle failures. He’s more of a crank than Ken (and that’s saying something). And he smells a little funny.

A. enjoys bugging people. Last week out of the blue he responded to an email I sent from work about the economic crisis by accusing me of ignoring the true ecological disaster. Do you always address people you barely know this way? I snapped back. Basically, his answer was yes. In contrast, I try to walk a tightrope on which I avoid offending anyone by openly criticizing their consumption. I know I might regret my general affability and politeness in twenty years. Geez, we were all too busy to go to those climate protests and write our Congressman before Greenland melted…

I’ll leave you with all this hypocrisy, unresolved in my own mind.

But now for our next poll. I was over at Sue’s house around the corner, today, drinking my third cup of coffee and bitching grandly about the past week, which has just been a slugfest for me, when I came up with a brilliant new question.

“How do you think the neighborhood would react if we raised rabbits for food?” I asked Sue. “I love rabbit—we used to eat it in Europe a lot. Delicious with garlic and spinach.”

“Around here?! I don’t think so. You’ll have all the vegetarians and vegans picketing by the front door.”

“Really? Do people realize where store-bought meat comes from?” I launched into a tirade about factory farming and got the evil eye from Sue, while her ten-year-old daughter turned pale across the room. (Point of fact: Our family is omnivorous, but we currently buy only meat raised humanely and organically on a local farm. We eat it with relish, however, the blood running down our chins. Also, I wish I had a picture of the day Eli ate a raw baby octopus, with the tentacles hanging from his mouth.)

So, the JP Green House question of the week is: Should we raise cute fuzzy bunny rabbits and slaughter them for their meat? Should we make moccasins and baby booties from their skins, sell rabbits-foot keychains for good luck, so as not to waste any usable byproducts?

Well why the heck not? Cause it’s mean?

Andrée Zaleska is the co-founder of the JP Green House, and a community organizer who works for the Institute of Policy Studies. More information about the JP Green House can be found at jpgreenhouse.org.

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  1. rjmart01 Posted 12:03 pm
    18 Aug 2009

    Should you raise rabbits for meat?  If you're going to (continue to) eat meat, the answer is a resounding "yes".  Rabbits are the second most efficient converters of vegetable matter into animal protein (second only to chickens).  Rabbits and chickens cohabit well -- in the winter, you can put your rabbits down below your chickens to heat your henhouse -- rabbits throw off a lot of heat.Should you use rabbit skins to make moccasins?  No, it's not durable enough.  Baby booties?  Sure, if you've got an outlet.  Keychains?  That's a judgement call.  The rabbits-foot superstition is dumb (even by the standards of superstitions), but there's no other good use for the front feet.And find yourself a recipe for rabbit with capers and green olives, served over whole wheat pasta.  It's delicious!
  2. josullivan58 Posted 2:51 pm
    18 Aug 2009

    Yes, rabbit is delicious. 
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    Anna Haynes Posted 6:57 pm
    18 Aug 2009

    Is there a 100% effective on the first try, 100% humane way to kill them?  (I'm asking because I'm curious, and because I'd find it hard to turn them into meat, if I couldn't be sure that they'd go gently into that dark night.)
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    Andrée Zaleska Posted 7:01 am
    19 Aug 2009

    I would definitely want to learn how to kill rabbits properly, if we did this. I have a really hard time boiling lobsters, for example--even though I know they are not endangered and are a good seafood choice--because I think they have a horrible death.This is all pretty much theoretical--I don't think we will be raising rabbits, because our children and our neighbors find it so reprehensible to kill anything that cute. I was just riffing on the irony of us all keeping dogs and cats and feeding them inhumanely raised and slaughtered meat, and eating such meat ourselves, and then being horrified at the thought of eating a bunny rabbit.It's so hard to weed out every last bit of hypocrisy from your life, and then when you do, you're a crank and nobody wants to listen to you.
  5. katmainomad Posted 3:37 pm
    19 Aug 2009

    Yes, I want to raise meat rabbits too. I'm not sure my 6 year old will let me.
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    Anna Haynes Posted 11:10 am
    21 Aug 2009

    > "It's so hard to weed out every last bit of hypocrisy from your life,
    and then when you do, you're a crank and nobody wants to listen to you."Andree, that was extremely fine.
    As for reconciling the bunnies, their cuteness and joie de vivre, our compassion, our hunger - someone should start a business making a meat-bunny Orgasmotron.  Send 'em in, they get le petit mort, topped off by le grand mort.Maybe it could be like a breadmachine, and cook them too.  
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      Andrée Zaleska Posted 11:38 am
      21 Aug 2009

      Good Lord, Let's not bring sex and Woody Allen into this! How much more complicated can we make our ethical dilemmas!

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Series Intro
In which we chronicle the creation of a groundbreaking eco-home 5
How we found 133 Bourne St., and how we almost lost it 3
Fighting climate chaos with a hammer and a heart 4
Getting to know the neighborhood -- through its trash 0
Fourth of July musings on symbols, patriotism, and identity 3
You and me and a billion tiny spores 6
Treasure hunting during building demo 1
Love in a time of cataclysm 5
The amazing promise and many challenges of passivhaus construction 4
Should Kuba have a puppy? 19
Puppies and bunnies and carnivorous eco-curmudgeons 7
The fight to save childhood 8
Therapy on the Titanic 4
Roselle's Rollicking Tale & Moral of the Story 0
The best part about climate change 1
Eve of Destruction (New Millennium) 5
Simple people 6
Slideshow: Reinventing the JP Green House 0
Home Economics of the JP Green House, Part 1 0
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