The green sliver to your right represents songs that express environmental concern and don’t suck. It is populated by “Big Yellow Taxi” from Joni Mitchell. Oh, and “Mercy Mercy Me” by Marvin Gaye. “Earth Song,” by Michael Jackson, if you’re into that kind of thing. A couple of Neil Young songs. They call it a sliver for a reason.
With the recent explosion of “green” over the past few years, though, we’ve noticed a new wave of tunes that try to do better—to hip green so, you know, the kids can dance to it. Unfortunately, few of these new efforts have found their way to the sliver.
Here’s a list of recent eco-minded tunes, ranked from most to least cringeworthy. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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10. Dave Stewart (the Other Guy in the Eurythmics) has been instrumental in starting a posse of green celebrities called “Greenpeace Works,” which he characterizes, God help us all, as a “think tank.” The brain trust’s inaugural production is “Go Green,” a forgettable piece of didacticism set to stale mid-‘90s pop beats. Imagine “We Are the World,” only with B-list celebs. And a corkscrew jammed in your temple.
The song is Greenpeace’s “Earth Day anthem,” which is as good an indicator as any that the human race is done for. When grumpy red staters imagine elitist liberal greens and their Gulfstream-flying Hollywood buddies, this is the soundtrack to their fuming.
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Global Changes Posted 4:09 am
06 Aug 2009
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biscuits Posted 9:33 am
06 Aug 2009
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Brian Fisher Posted 11:52 am
06 Aug 2009
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Planetwize Posted 12:05 pm
06 Aug 2009
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Thund3r Dave Posted 6:40 am
07 Aug 2009
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Baby Boomer Posted 12:02 pm
07 Aug 2009
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Baby Boomer Posted 12:21 pm
07 Aug 2009
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whirlygig Posted 4:45 pm
07 Aug 2009
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Ken Ward Posted 1:31 pm
08 Aug 2009
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Storm Dragon Posted 10:50 pm
08 Aug 2009
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jnadeau Posted 11:08 am
10 Aug 2009
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dstoning Posted 12:45 pm
10 Aug 2009
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Mike Wendling Posted 5:30 am
11 Aug 2009
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halli620 Posted 6:22 am
11 Aug 2009
Let's leave some green on the ground
It's only ours to borrow, let's save some for tomorrow
Leave it and pass it on down
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Oxford Posted 8:39 am
11 Aug 2009
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kyleduba Posted 11:36 am
11 Aug 2009
Not to mention it is a completely "not sucky" song from a "not sucky" band.
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tater tot Posted 8:07 am
12 Aug 2009
Don't be tempted by her favours
Never turn your back on mother earth
Towns are hurled from A to B
By hands that looked so smooth to me
Never turn your back on mother earth
Grasp at straws that don't want grasping
Gaze at clouds that come down crashing
Never turn your back on mother earth
Three days and two nights away from my friends
Amen to anything that brings a quick return to my friends
To my friends
Never turn your back on mother earth
I'll admit I was unfaithful
But from now I'll be more faithful
Never turn your back on mother
Never turn your back on mother
Never turn your back on mother earth
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Storm Dragon Posted 10:59 am
12 Aug 2009
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Dark Optimism Posted 1:58 pm
16 Aug 2009
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scratchtasia Posted 3:27 pm
25 Aug 2009
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