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Henry Waxman, John Dingell, Ed Markey Photo: AP
We couldn’t let this photo of U.S. Reps Henry Waxman, John Dingell, and Ed Markey go unremarked (unreMarkeyed?)—so, caption ideas needed! Submit them below in comments. Funniest idea gets a priceless Virtual High Five.

UPDATE: The winner of the Virtual High Five is ... hapa!

(With apologies to Eminem.)

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Lee Raymond just broke in the door
And started whoopin’ your ass worse than before
“This is just for the gas, pay me later for the war” (Ahh!)
It’s the revenge of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Al Gore said… nothing you idiots!
Al Gore’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Green young women love green young men
(chigga chigga chigga) “Hank Waxman, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around grabbin’ his climate package
Oglin’ congressional pages, “Yeah, but he’s astute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin’ on in your bankers’ HQ
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for lumps of coal to sing Christmas carols
Our bill is on ya lap, our names is on ya lips
And if we be lucky, you might just tell it like it is
In between the eye-scratching and flinging cups of piss
No big mystery people don’t know what “cap-and-trade” is
But they do know about the warming and the oil biz
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“Humans are the meanest mammals…” Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if all we do is cry over endangered antelopes
We’ll be just another paragraph in the history of dead dopes
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I’m Hank Waxman, and he’s Ed Markey
All you other wax Markeys are just imitating
So won’t the real green MC please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Spence Posted 4:42 pm
25 May 2009
White guys can't rap.
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Christopher S. Johnson Posted 4:45 pm
25 May 2009
"We apologize to the rest of humanity for the Dingell-berry. We will now wipe him off."
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Francis.Gaze Posted 8:58 pm
25 May 2009
"We need a green economy, to save our planet, see?There's too much pollution, why can't the air just be?"
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cstor Posted 9:29 pm
25 May 2009
"You must be this tall to ride."
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ids Posted 7:58 am
26 May 2009
"This legislation ensures that water level at the coasts by 2050 will only reach this high!"
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CSBilleter Posted 8:24 am
26 May 2009
Shortly thereafter, Waxman, Markey and Dingell were seen rollin' up on some of DC's hottest clubs in their tricked out hybrid; blasting bass, popping champagne, and dropping bills.
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oracle2world Posted 8:52 am
26 May 2009
Your taxes are going to rise this much higher than sea level.
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1. Christopher S. Johnson Posted 10:37 am
  26 May 2009
  "...and efficiencies will bring general household costs back down to around here."
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Delay And Deny Posted 12:09 pm
26 May 2009
3 Men and a Boondoggle?Hickam solar project will power hydrogen plant and fueling stationhttp://www.starbulletin.com/business/20090526_Hickam_solar_project_will_power_hydrogen_plant_and_fueling_station.htmlHickam Air Force Base has completed a $1.1 million
solar array project that will now power its hydrogen plant and fueling
station -- a first of its kind for the Air Force and Hawaii. The
146-kilowatt system made up of 810 solar modules is enough to power
about 30 standard homes. The solar photovoltaic system was gradually
turned on Friday to fuel the base's hydrogen plant with the renewable
energy.[...]The solar electric system will help power the base's fleet of seven
hydrogen-powered vehicles, which include an electric passenger shuttle
bus.
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saraha Posted 1:02 pm
26 May 2009
Proof positive that the Swine Flu has reached the US.
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Tom Twigg Posted 2:16 pm
26 May 2009
As Reps Henry Waxman and Ed Markey explain the merits of their climate bill, Rep John Dingell works up a methane response.
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hapa Posted 2:26 pm
26 May 2009
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Lee Raymond just broke in the door
And started whoopin' your ass worse than before
"This is just for the gas, pay me later for the war" (Ahh!)
It's the revenge of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Al Gore said... nothing you idiots!
Al Gore's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Green young women love green young men
(chigga chigga chigga) "Hank Waxman, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his climate package
Oglin' congressional pages, "Yeah, but he's astute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your bankers' HQ
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for lumps of coal to sing Christmas carols
Our bill is on ya lap, our names is on ya lips
And if we be lucky, you might just tell it like it is
In between the eye-scratching and flinging cups of piss
No big mystery people don't know what "cap-and-trade" is
But they do know about the warming and the oil biz
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"Humans are the meanest mammals..." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if all we do is cry over endangered antelopes
We'll be just another paragraph in the history of dead dopes
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesI'm Hank Waxman, and he's Ed Markey
All you other wax Markeys are just imitating
So won't the real green MC please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
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1. David Roberts Posted 4:06 pm
  26 May 2009
  Hapa FTW!
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  1. hapa Posted 4:47 pm
    26 May 2009
    no apology to the man, he should just shoot me
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allofmetb Posted 9:46 am
27 May 2009
Dudes, the surfs up! Let's ride that green wave!
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DC Posted 12:34 pm
27 May 2009
We are leaning toward the left!
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DC Posted 12:37 pm
27 May 2009
Put your right hand in (put your right hand out...)
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elizahleigh Posted 3:22 pm
28 May 2009
"Yo yo yo, check it! My name is Henry but they call me Ralph. I eat green goodies with my mustached mouth. PG Slim Shady rockin' pin stripes, Yowww. Underneath my threads let the green goblin out!"
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woodsygirl Posted 10:20 am
29 May 2009
...and this new solar tie can power my pacemaker, scooter and oxygen tank! Of course I use a lot more sunscreen now.
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TheLarch Posted 10:28 am
29 May 2009
Listening to this guy always gives me gas. Oh darn, I don't think that was gas... (in the voice of grandpa Simpson)
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grygy Posted 1:02 pm
29 May 2009
OK, I know you wanted to be first at the mike, but next time how about a nice "please" instead of a knee in the groin?
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Niecey Posted 3:34 am
30 May 2009
''On behald of John Dingell who forgot to put in his teeth this morning--Yes we're in this deep of POOP with the energy and financial crises happening these days."
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